Dr. TC

He's fat and old and slow, but apart from that I think people are harsh on him.

Another great example in the corner there from Milner

Scary 1-2 there from Shay

some really nice balls being sprayed around for oba. Why can't we do this every week?

Why so anti-barton? Was by far our best player against 'pool when he came on. He'll come good.

finally. Phew

Pearce on 5-live now talking about U-21s and the penalty. Keeps saying things like: "Millie was the chosen penalty taker and Millie put away a great penalty" Millie?!?

Hehehe, Arse-shaving. Sorry. All through the Russia game I couldn't get over this. Still can't. Tee hee.

This. Wouldn't talk to anyone at all for 24 hours afterwards.

Good collection of questions here lads, keep up the good work.

Why's she on tip-toes?

"Utd" already have him, we paid £16m for him. Thanks. Also, he was always going to stay with us, he will probably stay for the rest of his career. How "unfashionable" is it, to say that, eh? It will happen though, he is going to stay here at Newcastle UTD. Yeah, it pisses me off too when people say United and assume that's only Man U. Grrr

Which version? It would be a instrumental & not that comedy mix either. I would crank it reeeeeeeeeeet for when the lads came out of the tunnel & hope a few thousand people sing the words over the top. OK, the 'original' always sounds a bit too old for me. I have scanned Youtube looking for a decent mix & cant find one. We will have to get Jimmy Nail or the Shindig boys to make a more modern sing a long version. Are you guys crazy? This is the best version of the Blaydon Races ever produced and we should build a big screen just to show the video as the lads run out: http://www.tomorrows-history.com/CommunityProjects/PE0100050001/Final%20chorus.MPG

7 years old btw.

no-one twists that much when they walk. it's an imperfection i tells ye.

Turns out it's Anna Falchi, and Italian movie star. Wikipedia doesn't mention her being married to a footballer though. PS: Agree about Zambrotta's missus, completely out of proportion and even a lobsided belly button.

According to the wife (who's Chinese) apparently 拉齊奧教母法爾奇 means: Lazio's Godmother: Falchi The name is phonetic, so not sure about the spelling.

That's not what he said! José in for showdown talks with big Sam!

"Moreover, I’d be a first-team player at Newcastle.” Where does that leave Enrique?

My first game was the Senior cup final, Newcastle reserves vs Newcastle Blue Star in 1992 (I think). We lost 2-1 and I was devastated, my favourite player Tommy Wright was in goal. First first team game will have been the first of the 1992-93 promotion season, but I can't remember who it was against.

The wives in the wives in the 'footballer position' What is going through your sick mind?

No, I'm sorry, I hate women who look like that. Stuck-up, make-up covered t**t

I think she's tall

Is Raul's pregnant? If not she's got a bit round the tummy like.