ElDiablo

Shelvey out and Callum Wilson + Kennedy in is proper shit. Can only imagine it's because Shelvey is on big wages.

Just in time to tear Paully D a new one.

Paco Alcacer.

Deeney or Slimani I reckon.

Deeney or Slimani imo.

We go top half if we win.

Might even be for the best at this point. There's be no going back after that you think rather than the boiled frog thing we have going on at the moment.

Just utterly tragic.

I won't be able to fully enjoy a curry ever again.

What about Leeeroy Jenkins?

My table seemed pretty normal, we avoided the drop by 3 points on 38 I think. Then I realised I'd backed Everton to win about once the remainder of the season and to be relegated. Fuck those things.

Stoke have got decent fixtures tbh. A load of winnable home games.

Oh no.

6. More than likely. Because I don't think we'll sign anyone worth mentioning and the team is extremely poor and playing well within themselves.

We created more than enough chances in the first half for the game to have been put to bed though. Agree that the second half was poor but there was not much wrong with our initial approach imo. I was meaning after we equalised and had the initiative but failed to drive it home really. Criminal - surely it's worth the gamble to try and win an extra two points and risk losing one? Especially against a team as poor as Swansea.

It just makes no sense to have him in the team when we defend so deep, takes him ages to get forward when we gain possession and then ages to get back when we lose it.

What are we doing in home games, seriously? It's piss poor.

Just awful approach to the match the same as Brighton, what the fuck are they being told?

Weirdly calm.

Tell me you've now got three Stoke defenders or something. Brought in Alli for Coutinho, thinking he must come back into form soon, right?

Sakho feels like someone in the Colback, Saivet, Haidara mould who'll be on decent wages and in 18 months time we'll be struggling to try and shift on after we've realised he's not good enough. Isn't his attitude a bit shit as well?

It's legible so it beats mine.

I wonder what sort of striker we could get in return for that sort of money? A fairly shit one I'd have thought. Iheanacho. Loan fee/wages for 6 months.

Non-starter. No way should we be selling unless it's a truly silly offer like 20m+. Have a bad feeling Rafa might compromise and see this as a way to raise funds though, as cash starved as he is.

We'll do them up the chutney.