ElDiablo

https://www.theguardian.com/media/blog/2017/oct/05/premier-league-christmas-eve-west-ham-newcastle-arsenal-liverpool-sky-sports Says here that we may be put on TV at 1.30 on Christmas Eve away to West Ham.

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Not got a problem with defenders being proactive and trying to nick possession back/put a challenge in. If he stands off and lets the man turn he's slated as well. Just got the execution wrong.

Alright, I admit it. I prontonised the cunt halfway through his meal.

Nathaniel Chalobah in a restaurant in Watford. Exited on crutches. Another blow for my Fantasy team.

Definitely a bit sycophantic. Just marketing nowadays I guess.

Lovely stuff.

Whatever floats your boat...

Putting aside his ability, which is not as bad as sometimes made out IMO, it's a pleasure to have someone with such good character representing the club as captain.

That's lovely.

Yes! Think it was Elliot, and he was right tbf

Give this guy freedom of the city pls.

Saw Merson's son play yesterday up front for St Albans. Good player. /milner

Surely 6 months is better than 0 months regarding Targett? At least that would cover Dummett's injury. Fucking hell, the depths.

I dislike him so much I barely come into this thread as it makes me think about him. The rumours thread was making me sad, so I came in to cheer myself up with the fact that at least we were getting rid of this shitehawk. Kill me.

Who's on airport watch?

Arise sir Nakhi of Wells.

Not sure what to think about this. From a footballing perspective, obviously not sure what's going on behind the scenes, I don't think I like it at all. If he's psychologically hampered due to this injury, which is one among many he's had, surely that will be rebuilt with time? He can clearly sniff out a goal and if we were to get Origi, say, I'd say that limits our options rather than expands them, when we already have Joselu and Mitrovic.

Talk about the England squad pls.

Ashley's tight, I don't think anyone would pay big money for Mitrovic yet, he could be sacrificed for someone more proven at the top level. 15m isn't going to get you anything to write home about now. 25m gets you someone like Iheanacho who in my opinion is no better than Gayle (at this stage). Don't see the logic in letting him go.

Come on now, Gayle's had a iffy start to the season, but once he's back fit he's a great option for us.

It's his little earnest face.

Perfect opponent to play. They're horrible. Great performance and result. Just the ticket. I have fallen hopelessly in love with Merino.

Ew.