Paulie Walnuts

Like Palmero

hope he's ok - always had a lot of time for him- -a good principled bloke.

It’s no coincidence really - it’s down to better coaching and conditioning. I mean it’s only a few years ago we were using wheelie bins as ice baths. Totally. And players actually wanting to play. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

possibly worst ref all season.

blatant foul

Goldeneye

Kennedy and Diame best by a mile.

Noticed Atsu is injured, got me thinking we really don't get many injuries these days. Prior to Rafa we had a crazy reputations for the amount of injuries we had.

Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley

Well done ref

Pardew will be getting his excuses ready 'we was triffic, but the lads was affected by the Oxfam scandal and watching the winter olympics'

matter of time before they score - we need to hold on until h/t and regroup

LOL at Townsend's hair transplant

Sels looked good on paper, but for whatever reason it didn't work. Fingers crossed this lad will be good.

Puel looks like he's had his eyes prised out and replaced with black marbles.

Spot on - he tries, but not good enough. Sums up our squad - they do try but, one or two apart, are championship players at best

his shorts are shite

yeah, has this been done? Getting worried by the silence.

After the Chelsea match everyone was slating Gayle saying he's finished and Joselu should be playing. Basically we've got shit forwards and I can't imagine Mitro being any worse than these two. Hopefully Slimani will save us. our only hope.

Joselu tries but just aint good enough - can't believe Mitro couldn't do a better job.

guess this isn't happening.

Natalie Sawyer

He's such a class act and probably one of the best managers in the world - and he's actually bought into the club and has a vision. But the fat cunt is showing him no respect at all - almost like he wants to publicly humiliate him - treating him like one of his SD employees. Shocking man.

Only thing to look forward to is Natalie Sawyer in her yellow dress.

was it last year when the only rumour was some Southampton reserve defender - The pig couldn't even pull that one off.