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And 6 and a bit weeks left before the transfer window closes, but still...may as well panic eh?

Precisely why I'm overjoyed that there's been no media coverage about our interest in Nikola Zigic, Santiago Cazorla and Michael Carrick. You didn't hear this from me, right?

That be fighting talk there, Wullbert.

That'll get deleted...5-4-3-2-1...

Please read post 1 - and do one. This is obviously personal and not needed here.

You'll never manage to catch him out - well, I mean, of course you will, Wull - but the mods over there are like Mugabe's henchmen. Before you know it, they'll have you carted off to the bush and give you a fucking good beating.

Wullie - this is pointless mate. Don't see why you're bothering.

Who wouldn't?

I would just like to make it clear that I am not related to a Jock. Aye, that'd be right...but rich coming from you when you've single-handedly sired half the population in Dundee.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9110/wailingoy5.jpg Oh, shit!

Ahhhh s**** man. Aye. f*** him. (Sorry Beyewatch.) Good lad, stick to your principles. Fuck off Grandad.

Just forget it, man.

Ahhhh shite man. Aye. Fuck him. (Sorry Beyewatch.)

Could be worse. Then again, could be better.

You should hang your head in shame. Poor bastard's contracted a very nasty disease and all you can do is laugh. Let me know if you ever get seriously ill and I'll pop round with a big bunch of stupid arseholes and we'll all point and laugh at you and your misfortune.

Heneage, I'll happily get that autograph for you. For a small fee. PM me if you're interested.

Why? Cos i got told off. I didn't mean to scold you. I was trying (failing though, clearly) to get you to "accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative". You have to remember that Yorkie's a bit of a 'Mister In-Between' though, so don't mess with him. Class. Sorry I missed this earlier!

Why? Cos i got told off. I didn't mean to scold you. I was trying (failing though, clearly) to get you to "accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative".

Why?

"Ah well" nothing, man. It's still possible. So what if HSV are in European competition. That's not the be-all and end-all of things for footballers. They're no different to anybody else, and you could be working for a "top company" in whatever your chosen field of work may be, and be thoroughly bored/miserable/wanting away. Even if signing for NUFC does seem a "sideways move" for some players - one which we may struggle to comprehend - it still remains possible. So away with all this self-deprecating talk about how NUFC can't attract the top players. Anything's possible.

Pathetic.

I always quite liked David Batty and think the strength he gave us in midfield alongside Lee was part of what made the side tick quite so well for the short time he was with us. Keegan was always saying how impressed he was with Batty. It's just a shame Gullit had to piss all that up with his "shexy football".

I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy.