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Ho ho ho. What the fuck's the matter with you tonight, you mardy arsed fairycake?

I think we should sign Zigic, Plasil, Krancjar, Arteta, Cuellar and Arshavin immediately. If Keegan can't get that lot to sign for £20m all in then tell him to pack his bags and fuck off. The useless cunt.

Is that a make up case? No mate. He's clearly taking his mother on holiday with him, innit?

It was well reported at the time, it was mentioned 3 posts before yours in fact. As he's a multi-billionaire, losing half a billion must be annoying but I would guess that it's not a catastrophe. As I'm not a multi-billionaire, I'm unable to judge! Fuck me sideways. Are you still posting here you great big Spurs gobshite?

Classic moment there when Kelmsley winked at Sir Alan.

Luka Modric, anyone?

I can hear the Aberdonians boarding up their windows from here. You'll see the smoke for miles... Aye, like - a BRILLIANT bit of fixture planning there by the SPL. I really wouldn't want to be anywhere near the East Coast mainline railway tonight around Dundee as the trains from Aberdeen, filled with dejected Rangers fans, roll in to the jeers of Celtic fans all heading back to Glasgow...

Come on United! They have to win...this is shaping up beautifully.

Mick, you bastard!

I don't know whether your taking the piss out of me or not. Aye. It's a tough one, eh? Still I'm sure you have the brainpower to work it out...

This bullying is appalling. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This forum is the only contact with the outside world that Deep is allowed whilst he stays on this ward. So much for "care" in the community.

"The Passion of the Christ Almighty, You Miserable Fuckers"

Howay Wullie! You're overdoing the Motty hatred a bit, like. Way over the top.

Motty and Lawro. The commentary team from Hell.

I'm a bit disappointed with Portsmouth thus far...not see much from Niko Krancjar yet...but they seem to be struggling.

See if Cardiff ever made it into the Premiership, would that not just give the Old Firm even more ammunition to demand entry into the Premiership too? Sorry...ny mind was wandering there again.

Cameras just cut to the crowd there. Bejesus...Welsh people are fucking grotesquely ugly bastards aren't they?!

At least this game is way more open than many a final has been already. Good spells of pressure on both goals so far.

Good little move there starting with Ledley. Pompey under pressure already.

Trevor Sinclair?

Reset your box. But my red button's working just fine.

So many players in that Pompey squad I would love to see playing in the black and white of NUFC.

Niko Kranjcar

That would be class actually. I KNEW IT!!!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!! http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3867/244b5z9uk2.jpg