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Or Leeds. That doesn't work though. Aye. If only, eh?

Or Leeds.

I'd love it if the Bin Laden family bought the club. mackems.gif

Allardyce is such a cock, using Barton's mental frailty as a weapon to guilt trip his former employers into keeping one of the biggest liabilities he recruited in his time here. It's puerile behaviour from Allardyce...a bit like a failed art school teacher saying the pile of horse shit his student left in the middle of the gallery is "art" and nobody should remove it as it would be an act of cultural vandalism. No it wouldn't, it would simply be cleaning up a stinking mess that should never have been allowed there in the first place.

You missed the best ones (also from the BBC): A wealthy construction company run by the family of terrorist Osama bin Laden has emerged as a front-runner to buy Newcastle United. (Mail on Sunday) Sam Allardyce could return to management with Spanish side Real Mallorca if former Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd is successful with a takeover bid. (The People) Sam Allardyce fears Joey Barton could become suicidal if Newcastle sack him. (News of the World)

He's the reason we've won nothing, tbh. Never mind Shepherd, Souness, Allardyce, Dyer, Bowyer...I blame Harper for all the club's ills in the past 15 years. He's like a cancer that runs through the whole body of NUFC.

Oops. I think I've just come in my pants.

Murky? How's this transfer "murky"??! I see no evidence of Fat Fred, Big Sam, Souness or Willie Thingummyjig being involved... Boumsong. Now that was fucking "murky". James, you big tit.

Anyone else here think that Santi Cazorla was pretty decent at Euro2008 - well, what we saw of him anyway - could maybe be a replacement for Duff.

Anyone want to run a sweepstake about how many games he'll get and how many goals he'll score before being carted off to the special room at SJP where they kept Marcelino, Luque and all other similar Spanish/South American failures?

now and again on here you get a pure blinding flash of brilliant light thinking. GM if you want to go out on a high (unlikely i know) you ought to consider deleting your account after that. go out on the highest of highs dude. You just want rid of me.

Aye, but not as stupid as what you've just written there. He was out of the piss in Liverpool, and I seem to recall he'd been told by Allardyce not to do that, but he'd ignored the boss and decided to indulge in binge drinking (the sign of a true professional that, you have to say...) and then he loses control of himself and has a go at someone who noised him up in the street. It's also particularly delightful to see the scum he's hanging around with joining in the battering. Truly sickening when you think this lowlife is earning more in a week than most people on here will do in a couple of years. But...oh noes...he's our best player. Is he fuck! He constantly flatters to deceive (sorry but that point has been made in this thread countless times so I won't guild the lily there) - he's not worth the pay, he's been given countless numbers of "second chances" and he brings shame upon the name of the club and the game. I'm all for packing him off to Rangers in a 2 for 1 deal myself - him and Smith for Cuellar. Let the pair of those rotten, good for nothing arses play for a team supported by monkeys of a similar calibre.

Sorry, but I do feel that this is a historic moment for football that clubs are starting to use this method to recruit players. For instance, Gerrard and Carragher can leave Liverpool for £12m next summer. Would have been double that for Gerrard previously. Anorak. And proud of it. Don't be such a big-head.

Sorry, but I do feel that this is a historic moment for football that clubs are starting to use this method to recruit players. For instance, Gerrard and Carragher can leave Liverpool for £12m next summer. Would have been double that for Gerrard previously. Anorak.

It's when you jizz in your hands and throw it at your lass. I thought that was called "Seagulling"

He wears a spiderman mask when he scores. Yes. I kinda got that James, thanks. I refer you to my original question...

What's with all this Spiderman shite by the way?

This thread reminds me of George Orwell's "Animal Farm" as all the farm animals gather in the barn to discuss whether the pigs, having seized control of the farm, are doing a good job or not...and whether the fact the pigs have started to wear human clothes and walk on two legs is perhaps a bit of a bad sign... The portents are not good. I wonder what we would discover if one of us took a peek through the windows of the farmhouse? Would we see Piggy Ashley behaving like the old regime?

pretty sure he was once caught on camera throwing a punch at someone after merely being called a name,he missed aswell if i remember correctly. If Barton kit the back of the net with equally devastating accuracy and consistency as he hit Ousmane Dabo or that other lad in Liverpool city centre, I think a lot of people's attitudes on here towards whether we should get rid of him or not would be rather different.

And then there's Kluivert of course...

Have to say that reflecting upon the whole Barton debacle today I came to the conclusion that though his behaviour was and has been totally unedifying and brings the club into disrepute - this is nothing compared to what Bowyer (and Woodgate as well) did to Leeds before ending up here and causing trouble with Dyer...and yet they all were allowed a second, third, whatever chance...and then you think about Dennis Wise (whatever happened to him, by the way, can't help wondering where he ended up?) and that incident with the taxi...and as others have said, Shearer and Gillespie...and suddenly the "incovenient truth" genie pops up to say "Hello everyone!"...it's not black and white is it, more sort of shades of grey...

Some might say that we've been the home to knobhead footballers way before any of this kicked off...erm, Woodgate, Bowyer, Dyer, Bramble, Bellamy...there's quite a list there. But as far as Barton goes, aye - we need to get shot of the little bastard.

Not according to your sig. My sig is refers to January transfer window. I think you've hit the nail on the head there. Deep456 is a complete Tozer...fan.

Oh dear...this thread...

That's really sad news. Poor lad. RIP.