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Thought Goma was canny. Also from earlier posts I thought John Barnes did okay for us - Rush was a f***ing disgrace though. Look - he scored for us in the FA Cup when he should have been using a f***ing zimmer framer. What more do you want?

I thought it, if that's any comfort.

Congratulations. You should be thanking me. What the fuck for?

To get away from Liverpool? EDIT: Incidentally, I think we should be going for Konchesky. One of the worst in the league. And he's bald. He's a cheeky cockernee, though...innit. And we love them.

To get away from Liverpool? EDIT: Incidentally, I think we should be going for Konchesky.

Softer than GM's cock. Right about now that would make him solid as a rock. Just you keep the dirty talk coming, Tooj...

To get away from Liverpool? EDIT: Incidentally, I think we should be going for Konchesky.

I like how you've bolded their names just so we actually knew who you were talking about. Nah. I did that because I'm bored.

Stephane Guivarc'h. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. John Dahl Tomasson. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Albert Luque. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Patrick Kluivert. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Damien Duff. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Alan Smith. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Carl Cort. Because he was such a let down after all the hype. Kieron Dyer. Because he was such a let down after all the hype....

Daniel Cordone. Because his hair was a disgrace and he was fucking clueless on the wing.

That was a great night, I got off the bus at the top of Grey St, walked towards the Monument and immediately I could just feel it in the air, that something really special was happening. Ya big puff.

Lee Bowyer - because I just had blinkers on (i'll make no bones about this) on account of the whole sorry Sarfraz Najeib business.

Alan Oliver?

I'd thought you'd meant Roberto. Which made no sense. So I just dismissed it out of hand. I guess I may not have been alone in that either.

If that's how Keegan is running the youth team he'll be getting a visit from the Polis very soon. Sick.

Mourinho looks thrilled. Mourinho's probably wishing he'd taken the Newcastle job when it was offered to him. The chance to manage one of the world's biggest clubs and sign the biggest names has just passed him by. He must be gutted.

agree.. i will be very surprised if we have even considered him.. the guy has the talent, but his last top season was 5 years ago.. we wouldn't want another Damien Duff Don't get me wrong, I hope we do sign him as I think he can be a bit special. Got to be wary about signing him on his form of a few years ago though and if he's totally lost interest, which is possible, then I'd like us to steer clear. I'm hoping that Vetere's had his ear to the ground. A very legitimate concern that, given recent unfortunate experiences.

Nah.

I'm seeing a familiar pattern here

According to who? According to whom, actually.