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0-0, they'll both play appalingly negative football and then hope to grab a winner 10 minutes from time in the second leg. That said, I hope Chelsea go through and win everything because, even though Chelsea are scum, it would be brilliant to see United fail right at the last on all fronts. Not that I'm a bitter bastard or anything.

That line-up = Newcastle 0 - 4 Chelsea. I'm actually disgusted that N'Zogbia hasn't been given a chance he must surely be on his bike

ffs why no N'Zogbia. we're getting to get shat on even more than i thought we would with that team

Yeah that goal against Wimbledon was unreal, the ground just goes ballistic i've never seen out like it. Goss was quality, i had the 93/94 motd season review he used to score scorchers all the time. i may well be wrong but i'm pretty sure that goal against bayern was the goal that meant norwich are the only english team to ever win away at Bayern? surely some statto on here will know ...

And one for you 1878, Barry Horne! You have a lot to thank that man for

Jeremy Goss, an early 90's Morten Gamst Pedersen. He scored some awesome goals

I had Preston in an accumulator as well, totally bolloxed it up they're in shite form knew I shouldn't have bothered with them. Got a European one still going strong though just need Feyenoord and Ajax to come good tomorrow

You could probably include the vast majority of Ruud Gullit signings for us in this to be fair, there were some absolute shockers!

Andy Mutch

Shaun Teale

Agreed. I'd rather Chelsea or Liverpool won it than Manure though. Tough one to call I reckon, it just depends which set of fans you'd least hate putting up with after winning it, probably Liverpool's imo, or which ones you'd rather see suffering at the final. I can't decide at all

He'll surely go abroad to a huge team, which is exactly where he should be. Anyone who wouldn't have him here is a complete and utter moron.

Man United v Liverpool, if not Man United v Chelsea. An all English final would be class to watch, even though I absolutely despise all three of them.

That's a classic

"They love their number 9's at Newcastle", normally trotted out by fucking Ant and Dec when they've been hauled in front of a camera to contribute to a Shearer wankfest program for Sky.

I reckon we could make a profit on Luque... Did we flog Gillespie for anything decent? He only cost a million, technically, so maybe him although I can't even quite remember when he left I'm pretty sure it was '97. Apart fromt that I really can't think of anyone.

Anal must be pretty thick-skinned if he does read on here , he gets some terrible stick (not unjustifed it must be said) 1 - Bowyer: Twat 2 - Dyer: Twat 3 - Carr: Fat and Shit

Other knee tbh Bollocks . Still, spitting in someone's hair is small fry compared to that 'tackle' by Keane.

Keane. Spitting's dirty, but absolutely twatting the fuck out of someone's knee and effectively ending their career is a million times worse.

Tough one this, but I'll go for: Beardsley Shearer Asprilla Asprilla's in there largely for the hat-trick v Barca, absolutely sensational. Big Les and Rob Lee just miss out. I almost forgot how good Rob Lee was until I dug out 'The Complete Story' and 'So Close' on video a few weeks ago, just an all round class player.

http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/0,17033,8749_2033635,00.html Has anyone seen these? they're on todays Mediawatch section on f365 under 'video links of the day', they shout the textbook 'golgolgolgolgoooooooooooooooooooooooooooool' stuff but now the commentators have started adding proper fucked up songs in spanish after each goal

the future's bright ...

It's clear Rooney has no respect for McClaren whatsoever

I'm going to get absolutely hammered beforehand to get through what will inevitably be a spirit-crushingly predictable and tedious 90 minutes, where we will probably scrape by 1-0 or 2-1 and then have to listen to McClaren beam about how 'determined' and 'resilient' our team were, even though they just scraped past a team they would stuff if someone with a brain and some bollocks to whip the egos of the likes of Lampard into to gear was in charge

Fantastic player, Newcastle hero, but not deserving of a fucking knighthood for christs sake.