Crumpy Gunt

Missing the bastard because the plane broke down on the apron at Newcastle Airport and BA twatting me off.

Fucking waste.

Fulham have been gone for months. Cardiff winning isn't good for them, nor is Norwich scraping a point. Norwich should be going for the win, especially when 1-0 up. In some ways Cardiff-Fulham doesn't matter because they're both gone imo but Fulham have better fixtures. Hughton took Hoolihan off - very strange decision. Probably cost them the win. Setanta highlight game and Hughton getting pelters for his negativity. Hoolihan was the best player on the park what I saw.

The only redeeming feature of the Europa League is the fans European away days.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140306/pardew-admits-misconduct-charge_2281670_3700596 hang the bastard.

Grow some and keep it. PS - they are correct.

His dad passed in 2012 but had a ticket for the game? Someone on FB said that the top says '12 A 12' or 'Dad' so to go with the '4 U' bit and his dad passed away in the last 6 months. Unless it says Dad under the cut off of that photo in which case f*** knows Im sure the top bit is 12.12.12 - the date his dad passed away, strangely enough. Then below, it 4 with 'u dad' beneath. There is a larger pic, but the top bit is obscured by the hood, but (from memory when it was on look north) I'm sure its the date of death. I wouldn't care who snuffed it that shitrag would be burnt.

Two seats together in East Stand available. Sat together. Make an offer - even a ridiculous one will be seriously considered.

Colo couldn't lace a fit Woodgates boots.

Not starting tonight.

Would we be happy to see a season ending injury? OR do we still love him?

HBA will know after last night he has to move on. As soon as Parshit had the opportunity he dropped him. Gonna be sickening watching the rest of this season.

we wont score tonight.

I'm fucking sick of seeing the cunt on SSN every time I switch it on. I do wish he'd fuck off and find better things to do. I do wish that SSN would stop licking his fucking arse to fill air time. First SSN story on the hour starts with the words "Jose Mourinho thinks. . . " Really? Who gives a flying fuck what he thinks you suck holing bastards. I'm delighted I don't pay for this shite.

Should have stayed on v scum. Sissoko should have went off first.

Goalless in 6 out of the 7. (in League) Conceded 11 Not good. Discuss.

4 days v 22 years? I'll give you odds . . .

I get a feeling its down to the Grenier 'deal' not getting done. That first question in the highlighted interview that made Pardew look like a twat - 'is this Club capable of making any signings' (words to that effect) made it look they have been tipped the wink by person or persons unknown that Kinnear completely fucked it up. Pardew might indeed have issued his ultimatum - him or me.

I thought he was a canny fella. Shame.

Payments for next season start this month, this season is paid for so it doesn't affect it. Loads will renew in the summer.

Can you give us an idea of how many ST cancellation emails you (the box office) have dealt with? Is it a trickle or a deluge? 10's, 100's, 1000's?

Sissoko is looking every inch an extremely average (and fucking frustrating) player. He must give possession away with just about every touch. If running into blind alleys and brick walls was an Olympic event we'd have a multiple gold medallist on our hands. He came on the cheap and we're getting our moneys worth.

Lets see it as it is.... he's fucking gash. Get rid.

Stokoe's ready! http://i.imgur.com/ExJOJrF.jpg (some clever bod could easily shrink that pic - alas that man isn't me, sorry)

Shola starts! I genuinely fear the worst.