Crumpy Gunt

Yet I thought Tiote and Cabaye were poor and didn't get hold of the mid field at all.

Pardew just doesn't know how to manage him. Its as simple as that. He hasn't got a fucking clue.

Leroy Fer scored a perfectly good, if not cuntish, goal today apparently. Interesting to see it on MOTD

Anyone know what the panic is on .com regarding back page's bus? The fact they are charging £15 suggests it might be underbooked.

We could and SHOULD win this game comfortably. In fact Remy should score first and we should win 3-0 if only to make me £400 richer. If we get humped tomorrow Pardew shouldn't make it back to Tyneside post match.

Why did you go amongst them against Gillingham when we had our own end? When we turned up the clock stand turnstiles were shut. So, we had to make do with going in the Roker End.

You going then? Nope. Couldn't/wouldn't be able to sit there on my hands in amongst them. Seeing us score would be fine, I could just sit tight I reckon. Having to jump up and pretend if/when they scored would be my undoing, just couldn't do it. It's just not a natural way to watch a game of football. Sounds like there will be quite a few tickets getting passed around though and some will undoubtedly fall into the hands of Newcastle fans in home area. Rather them than me tbh. I've been amongst them twice. Gillingham years ago whe they were relegated to division 3 and the 'no away' fans game which we won 2-1. You'll find 'sitting tight' is quite easy when your teeth depend on it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXHR7YGIAAAfjWI.jpg:large Jimmy Bond taking the piss now.

Whickham the classic example of stepping up too soon picking completely the wrong Club.

Thank fuck this imbecile wont be anywhere near the pitch next week at shitsville.

I'll have a coach on...

And Colo embarrassed himself trying to kick lumps out of him one of the times before. Red carded.

That'll be knocked out of you by 2-30 on Saturday. Fool! No doubt when I see the team news. Think Jonas is a banker for this one. Looks like Colo has already made himself unavailable for this. No surprise really considering ...

That'll be knocked out of you by 2-30 on Saturday. Fool!

NP didn't arrest a single one of them at the time. NP let the fucking morons behave like they did standing behind their armour knowing that the cameraman will film their actions and the gormless Chronicle readers will shop them. I'd much prefer to see NP actually do some work and stop it either before it happens or not long after. What the fuck do they think they are doing? Some poor fucker could be killed while NP stand by watching.

Back in contention for their next game v Swansea apparently. Been a huge miss for them; the new manager bounce and getting him back should get them back in the mix sharpish, because if it doesn't they're down before Christmas. Can see that shoulder popping sooner rather than later if they obviously wont have had it pinned. S Taylor under Souness for example.

He 3rd choice now then? I hope so... Puts Mbiwa one further place down the pecking order.

That's a fair deal. Can't see the Spurs and Chelsea's bothering though.

Could be a victim of being a soft shite in the dressing room. Easy to drop certain players who'll go quiet rather than kick up a stink.

Mbiwa and Santon should be nowhere near the first team if Pardew is picking on current form. Williamson I'd expect to start and hopefully Dummet.

Is he injured or just out of favour? Not even making the bench is he? Get him back in Jan at any cost. (Although I struggle to think why he'd come back)

Utter fucking shit this lad. Is now well behind Williamson in the pecking order.

Gutted for those travelled down to watch that utter shite. Pardew is killing this squad with his shite tactics. We are second best in every position on the pitch. Back four resembling a Clown Ensemble. Mbiwa is FUCKING SHIT.

Every game seems to be a must win or a result needed with you Have you seen our fixture list coming up? I think we'll be kicking about the bottom 6/8 most of this season.

With Ben Arfa in your side you've always got a chance of sneaking a result. Yeah, like Hull last week.