Minhosa

Was explaining how betting works to my eldest son today (he's 6) and I told him that we would both have a fiver on todays match (Man Utd-Swansea). I go 3-1 and he goes 1-2. 19/1. The little bugger walks off with a ton. Fear I may have created another Keith Gillespie in the space of one afternoon.

Aye, bang on. This season is nigh on finished, we might aswell blood a new striker in the hope we can push on next season.

Must have a clause in his contract preventing any future involvement. How many appearances has he made?

Stevenage 3 - 1 Newcastle Newcastle 2 - 1 Blackburn Brighton 1 - 0 Newcastle Brighton 2 - 0 Newcastle Newcastle 1 - 2 Cardiff Fucking disgraceful that.

Fucking cock end.

Blame the Europa games. We just don't have the squad for all of this football.

Pardew's F.A Cup record. Fucking hell.

Who would pay for an interview with saylor or Shola??

brilliant.

I've got a mate who was mates with Pat Howard and Stewie Barrowclough long before they played for us. He hasn't seen Howard since he left Newcastle but he's still friends with Barrowclough who lives in Barnsley and I think he's working in a glass factory after his fruit business went down the shitter. How did he like those apples? Not much I'm guessing?

Spurs should be out of sight here. Bet these filthy swines get a flukey equaliser.

Fear they'll get something today.

What a weekend for Arsenal.

Yep, she showed some big balls with that call, under that pressure. Big shout. Good on her.

I still think they'll give him a good couple of years. He's Fergie's man and they'll stick by him for sure.

Very.

There's no way he's doing that if we lose today btw

Looking like the player of old now.

Big credit for today. Nice to see him show attacking intent with subs for once.

well there wasn't 7 managers gone in under a week that day. He talks about good guys losing their jobs and how he hopes they find new clubs soon etc etc trying to play the good management citizen when he'd been scheming behind another managers back for months waiting to take his job. Find the whole act a bit irksome tbqh.

The Remy deal was very obviously long in the planning through Llambias. This greasy old fuck probably just turned up to countersign the contract.

Don't remember him talking about black monday when he took Hughtons job.

There may be some truth in that piece as I know they have definitely enquired about Bridcutt.

Brucey looking like the fat bastard out of Austin Powers there.

Went off into the corner and cried asking For mammy.