Minhosa

The new £50 note comes with the phrase 'Official Warning: Ensure this has not come from the black market'. Designed by Luis Suarez apparently.

Doubt it, Luke Young is a far better player. McLeish always seemed to be linked to him when he was with Brum and he can hardly be impressed with the way Hutton's played this season so that might be an avenue worth exploring.

It's about priorities. I think most people would agree we need more than one player to go in to the first team pool this January and the primary reason this won't happen is financial. Less players available on the cheap in Jan, vast majority of clauses/free transfers will come into effect in the summer. I'd rather the club prioritised getting us a stronger first team/first team squad if funds are as limited as we're lead to believe regardless of the fact this kid will probably be getting paid in Sports Direct vouchers should he sign. Not to mention the fact we've recieved a huge amount of money last Jan and the reluctance to reinvest it in any significant way. I don't think you can seperate the Carroll sale and the need to strengthen the side right now as his departure, for such a vast amount, gives the Board no excuses. It won't surprise you to know that I'm very cynical about the Maiga deal falling through, especially with Saylor getting injured around the same sort of time. But perhaps that's me just being a miserable sod or a cynical bastard - take your pick.

Smash and grab coming here.

The football equivalent of someone buying your used car last year for £35m and you then asking to borrow your mates old banger - just to see if you like it. Cynicism is very necessary when viewing anything NUFC do under Ashleys ownership in my John Humble.

And still manages to stick his tongue up NUFC's collective hoop. Thinking outside the fucking box. How about stay in the box and buy a player with some pedigree you bunch of cheap cunts.

There's a fairly big assumption in that post. That the Board actually want us in Europe. I don't think they do. That would require investment beyond what we would earn in the Uefa Cup. No go. I think they would be very happy with 8th to 16th every year regardless of what they say in public.

These two cunts in the studio will stitch him up here.

Hope so.

Fucking garbage.

Get to fuck. Cabaye and Tiote showed enough in their first 15 games to give fans some hope they would be decent players.

Hope you're getting burgled you spotty scouse cunt Gerrard.

Fucking Gerrard. Smith you fcuking clueless brummie cunt.

Absolutely right. Fucking dire, absolutely desperate.

Agree. Agree, agree.

Called him a 'Dutch Cunt' - can he be banned for that the welsh cunt?

Agreed.

Simpson you fucking whorebag.

Got the ball. Fucking Mr Bean.

Dive.

Yep.

Yep, filthy little mong.

Where's he found 3 minutes?

Pardew getting him ready for Feb games.

Fullbacks are gash. Absolutely atrocious.