Cabbage heed and noodle spine :lol: .
That's inspired me, so to the tune of the hokey cokey;
"He's got a cabbage heed and a noodle spine
When it's all gone to shite, he'll tell us that it's fine
He plays shit football, he's the worst about
and that's why we want him OUT!
Oh Brucey, Brucey, Brucey
Ohhhhhhhh Brucey, Brucey, Brucey
You're shite, so we're shite, now just FUCK OFF".