Minhosa

Tell your friend that they should put the telly to the channel immediately before the one that shows smut. The remove the aerial from the back of the telly. Flick up to smut channel, then down to pre-smut channel 5 times and then leave on smut channel, then re-insert aerial and smut will appear for free. It worked in loads of hotels but it's from 20 years ago so tech might have changed since then. I'll pass it on.... I try to avoid that kind of thing in hotels myself now from the time I was in Hong Kong and the missus went in the shower. Thought I would make the most of the free time by having a sneaky blast through the filth channels....unbeknown to me at the time, the shower had a speaker in it, linked through from the TV. :lol: :lol:. This didn't get enough love.

Koeman going all the Dutch.

Has there been many more dramatic than his? Genuine question. Somebody who clearly is capable of performing over a full season or two, moves elsewhere in the same league and disappears? Bizarre. Robert? Another good shout.

Decent shout.

Has there been many more dramatic than his? Genuine question. Somebody who clearly is capable of performing over a full season or two, moves elsewhere in the same league and disappears? Bizarre.

That's because he is.

Merino too. What a man Rafa was.

He's shit.

One of the most important signings of the summer this.

Ex-fucking-actly. Pack of wankers.

Which bookie? Betfair I’ve went Almiron & ASM 2+ each & ASM & Wilson 2+ each

Too cultured for Bruce. Needed more grit.

Which bookie?

Aye - he did on occasion last year. Knobhead.

Lego headed cunt . It was a full on coffee spurting moment.

Ringing a few too many bells that Brum.

Local press are hugely complicit in our mediocrity. Cunts, the lot of'em.

Fucking state of Bruce Joke.

Read it. Typical Bruce love-in from Caulkin. He's only one step behind Edwards in his adoration of the bloke they love to drink with and call in favours from. Bruce's back must be red raw from all of the cunts he's got scratching it. Just read it - I wonder which young managers ring him for advice! Fuck knows. Who's running Blyth Spartans these days?

Read it. Typical Bruce love-in from Caulkin. He's only one step behind Edwards in his adoration of the bloke they love to drink with and call in favours from. Bruce's back must be red raw from all of the cunts he's got scratching it.

Didn't see it but the Chronicle gave him 11/10.

Chinese Animal Market.

Woo. A top 6 hand-me-down and a relegated striker who's record isn't great and he's already injury prone (in the hands of Steve 'Shipman' Bruce). Fucking hell I wish this version of NUFC nothing but ill will. Takeover dragged me back in but I need to get back out asap. This is toxic. Doesn't sound like either Fraser or Wilson are that arsed about coming here, which pretty much sums up the rotten state of the club under the current tenure. They aren't even A-list players, but tbf, one look at Bruce in charge would make you think maybe you can do a bit better than NUFC in their position. You can probably count the worse clubs in the Premier on one hand. Even with two fingers chopped off. 100% mate.

Woo. A top 6 hand-me-down and a relegated striker who's record isn't great and he's already injury prone (in the hands of Steve 'Shipman' Bruce). Fucking hell I wish this version of NUFC nothing but ill will. Takeover dragged me back in but I need to get back out asap. This is toxic.

This, I’m all out of giving a fuck Aye. All the motivation and enthusiasm of a bloke on death row choosing his last meal tbh.