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Weird rating for Dubs. What did he do wrong today to warrant being a full point worse than any other player on the field today?

Excellent away win.

Can someone please kung fu kick this cunt of a ref in the stomach

An Anderson goal would be the icing on the cake today.

To the numpties who were saying Hayden would do better for us than Longstaff - one more goal and Longstaff has more goals for us this season than Hayden has scored in the PL in his entire career.

Really hope it's a 4-4-2 just out of curiosity really

Got Dyche written all over him if Luton go down. The type of striker that awful huff and puffer Everton got from Udinese was supposed to be.

The money spent on him, Fofana and Nkunku Imagine how much Chelsea has paid pr. minute played by them three combined including transfer fee and wages.

No pressure Dan

Just me or was that turboshit from Højbjerg who could have rather easily cleared the ball off the line?

Jehovas's son you mean

It's all guesswork until it's actually disclosed, but I think everyone on that list are on 100k or more.

I have no idea, but I hope not

Don't think Trippier gets replaced, and I don't think we should, but I hope we start preparing for a life without him by phasing Tino in rather than playing Trippier for every minute of every game until injury.

In the media about new signings and injuries sure, but those are quotes from Targett saying Howe told him in private before the Burnley game (last game of 21/22 season) that he wanted to sign him.

https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/the-moment-eddie-howe-told-matt-targett-he-wanted-to-sign-him-for-newcastle-united-from-aston-villa-3725056

Assume he's behind Joelinton, Gordon, Barnes, Tonali, Botman and Wilson too.

"as exclusively revealed last week" He should read through the transfer rumours and realistic transfers threads on here. Fucking amateur.

Good luck.

Would be a very solid signing. Hopefully he values playing time which should be easier to get here than the other suitors and creating something from our project rather than going to a set table in London.

Either Newcastle do a Newcastle, Burnley do a Burnley, or it could be that the powers of Newcastle doing a Newcastle and Burnley doing a Burnley nullify themselves in which case it'll end up a bland, boring draw.

If you compare the best version of Hayden to the worst version of Longstaff then sure. If you mean Hayden would have done a better job for us this seaon than Longstaff has you should just quit having an opinion on anything, ever.

Newcastle version of Chris Wood is back.

Would be pretty funny if they appointed Potter again and he continued more or less where he left off. Would Chelsea buy him for another £20m or whatever it was if he had another good season with Brighton?