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Ashworth ring them up and say "I like him teehee" then hang up before they can respond on the other end and giggle together with Howe and Eales who's sat next to him. Probably still about 2 weeks away from building up the courage to ask Barnes if he wants to go steady with us.

I don't think one entity can pay for another entity's taxes, so basically they are paying Paranaense 54m up front with 20m add-on for a potential total of 74m?

Booty Tinkler would have been funnier

Wtf difference is that from calling it 100% for 74m and a 20% sell on clause? Barca doing dodgy shit again?

Very meh. Another back up in a team full of potential back up wingers.

Doesn't seem to be anything wrong with his pace to me

Eurgh...really hope you don't sign him. Would love him here.

So fucking Italian, but well formulated Despite all the shit questions, at least Tonali makes the best out of them by giving well thought out, long answers to them.

The guy at Forest responsible for signing them was sacked, wasn't he?

I wasn't being serious - but thanks! Great effort on the OP.

tl:dr can you summarize in 1-2 sentences pls

Lack experience? We've got one of the oldest squads in the league. If anything we should be getting more youth an potential in.

Would be a welcome surprise if we suddenly had a Wilson successor on our hands to compete with/cover for Isak. Love Wilson, but doubt he'll last much longer than this season.

So was Schar we all thought.

A bit exhausting to scroll past 75 pages to find it, but please let this catch on.

Only thing I reacted to in the video was that he says Tonalis chance creation numbers are inflated since he takes really good corners and Trippier takes ours so he'll have lower numbers here. but....who's to say he won't be our designated corner taker? We were pretty poor at them despite having what must be the tallest 11 in the league. Maybe something Howe and his team have identified as a new weapon for next season even if Trippier is decent at them.

Getting money for Collins. He's so bad. Wonder what stats Brentford has based that moneyball decision on.

Maybe the word means something a bit different in English, but I though xenophobia meant fear, not hate?

Kit man ordered XS sizes only? Can't be comfortable playing with shorts wedged into their snatch and ass cheeks like that.

He was pretty decent August - March until he got injured tbf.

Maybe, maybe not. We'll see I guess.

It would make it simpler to determine what offside is, but think this relatively small change would drastically change football is played. Not sure if it'll lead to lower defending blocks even by the better teams, maybe even bring back the sweeper position or lead to more goals and exciting games with less frustration over tight offside decisions (like Isak vs Liverpool). Will be interesting to hear the results of the test.

I don't see how he can avoid it even if he doesn't like it. He'll kill the team if they are to play with the intensity of last season for potentially 50+ games this season without rotating players.

With Longstaff, Willock, Joelinton, Bruno, Tonali and even Anderson competing for 3 places and us being in 4 different competitions now I think we'll rarely see our perceived "best 11" playing at the same time this season due to rest/rotation, tactics for specific teams and injuries. Willock & Longstaff are coming off good seasons but aren't in many peoples best 11, but they'll play a lot regardless.