Fugazi

Can't believe this hasn't been picked by Sky

I met him at Gotham in town on a random weeknight Was when he had the tasche.

"Either I'm losing the plot or they've just played waterfall forwards then backwards! Including the words! #confused or #absolutegenius" He loves the Indie music, does our Joey, Blurred and the Arctic Monks are his faves

They trying to blame the temperature for their performance against us? Pardew-esque

Thanks m8

Clearly not in Sunderland either. Grim

In the bogs

Beautiful

He's fucking dull, never been anything more than a bog-standard average midfielder.

Great stuff

1 year :lol:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/18/18/388851D900000578-0-image-a-41_1474218241236.jpg

Brilliant from ham-ez

Real have been far from convincing. Benzema's bullet header disallowed for offside.

Henry over Ronaldo is a brave shout, to say the least

Gutted he blocked me, he's a crease on Twitter with his scathing comebacks.

Moyes has been Pardewed

The crowd for the penalty "Yeahhhhh!!" "awww "

THRIKER!

The 3 touches against Argentina were absurd

I'd definitely rank his Leicester 3rd and Argentina one ahead of it.

Won goal of the month. I thought this was a quote from him when I first saw it on Twitter

That is very inconvenient! I like a pre-match pint in that vicinity... I now have to rethink my whole day.... my mind is racing...... Haymarket Metty is near Sgt Peppers, sorted

Gameweek 5 Chelsea 3-1 Liverpool Hull 0-2 Arsenal Leicester 2-0 Burnley Man City 3-0 Bournemouth West Brom 0-0 West Ham Everton 2-1 Middlesbrough Watford 0-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-0 Stoke Southampton 2-0 Swansea Spurs 4-0 Sunderland Newcastle 3-0 Wolves

If he breaks the curse then more proof of his brilliance. 666