Fugazi

Who does he play for? harrrr

How many shots without a goal for Zlatan now?

Definitely the type of player you want in a relegation battle

Strong gameweek for Barca and Real

scored a hat trick last game and on his first game back for portugal That's like seeing Jon Walters score a brace against Sunderland and saying he's world class or messi vs celtic He'd scored 4 in 9 for Real before last weekend.

Nah, think it was just Celtic last night

Defoe was a straight swap for Altidore?

Would have won if Giggseh were in charge.

Moyes out for dinner with the wife:

Caulkin:

200 times the man?

He is out

"Dwight Gayle is a 'big doubt' for tomorrow's game against Preston, according to Rafa Benitez. #nufc #pnefc"

Constantly getting the opposition's name wrong, thinking one million pounds is a 6-figure sum. It's gold.

We play on the Friday of that week, Tuesday it is then

Liverpool-Leeds/Man Utd-West Ham on telly then?

Can't really complain if we play a decent team in the semis tbf.

Biting satire on current events, get him on HiGNFY

Bit harsh

Not exactly a great deal of difference in those percentages

Don't like Colback but it was a fucking cowardly act from their bloke, absolute no-mark that he is.

Ticket got rejected at the turnstile, turns out it was double booked and someone was already in our seats. After 25 minutes pissing about at the box office they gave us tickets for the Milburn right below the executive boxes, turned out alright. Rob Elliot was directly behind us, didn't have a go at him though cos i'm a grown man.

http://thesetpieces.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/6.jpg

We'd sold 42k as of about 3 hours ago, might not be far off.