Fugazi

Walked past his house earlier on, him and his dad were chatting to some woman, assumed it was an estate agent. Cool story

Richey Edwards from Manic Street Preachers possibly. Fucking shite patter, either way.

You mean the fact he has one? It's tiresome now. Basically the footballing equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes. You might find James Milner more to your liking. Not really arsed about him tbh.

You mean the fact he has one? It's tiresome now. Basically the footballing equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes.

My dislike of Zlatan stems from his personality off the pitch, rather than on it.

The photographer

Looks like a generic Sunday league top.

What a shambles this tournament has been.

Portugal possibly in the semis after winning 0 matches in 90 minutes.

Where are you?

My delivery wasn't the greatest, I grant you...

Something about a black security bloke being stood against a black background, and only being able to see him when he smiled.

I do think it might be a few years too late.

Hope he fails

The governor of love.

Have Inter ever had a bad kit?

Surprised he hasn't got his hat on.

Keep thinking it's a league one playoff final.

That finish

It's basically a far more sinister version of Sean Connery wandering round the wildfowl park in Pepperstock with a bottle of scotch. I disagree, it's more like him going to Legoland. Bye. Wasn't that the same bloke who rang about the powerpack as well?

Yeah it was, they were skipping through managers

Poor Albania, having to kick their heels for a few days before being told to fuck off home.

He'd be a letdown in the Prem, I reckon.