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Emile Heskey sleeps naked in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

What's the betting Lehmann still goes aka at one of the opposition?

Barca make formal offer for Fabregas.

Are the new Premiership fixtures released this month?

Ryan Taylor's reaction to Cardiff's opener: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5097/raylor.jpg Ryan Taylor's reaction to Blackpool equalising: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5097/raylor.jpg Ryan Taylor's reaction to Blackpool going 3-2 up: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5097/raylor.jpg Ryan Taylor's reaction at full-time, and Blackpool being promoted: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5097/raylor.jpg

Be a bit of a mentalist, probably. Looks like it was 2 bookings in a minute.

2010 - Jonas

ESPN Classic have been showing the official FIFA World Cup films/Classic Matches recently, definitely worth catching.

Football shows on BBC3 are always shite.

Masters Football is pretty shit, in all fairness.

Eto'o can be hard work sometimes like.

Austin bottles it. Alan O'Brien has just come on.

Haha, linesman on his arse.

Cracking header for the disallowed own goal like.

24 teams, ey? Bloody hell, Scotland might even qualify, then again...

That was the problem with it - it wasn't a worst England team based purely on performances for England - a few of them were simply based upon club form and/or off the field issues as well. Joey Barton wasn't in for his England appearance - he was in simply because he has been a nutter off the pitch. Whereas the inclusion of Keiron Dyer was perfectly justified, due to his 33 caps and 0 goals. I missed exactly why Warren Barton was in at RB, but the later comments seemed to be about his hair??!! You reckon? Surely there's been worse midfielders than him.

I remember Pedro mentioning it on Phoenix From the Flames with Baddiel & Skinner.

SSN saying Citeh in talks over Gago and Higuain.

I imagine they were well aware of the SMB thing tbf.

That post reminded me of: http://img.youtube.com/vi/s6EaoPMANQM/0.jpg Same "*Clears throat* I know nothing"

I doubt it, he's in Germany covering Schteve's appointment as Wolfsburg manager. McClaren was interviewed on SSN before, the Dutch accent has gone. :-[

Yaya Toure's likely to sign for Chelsea, according to his agent.

Think he writes a column for The Independent.