Paully

"It's business as usual and we have to box clever over the summer because of the financial situation." Nailed-it!

Jesus wept!

Havertz to Chelsea £90m - supposed to be signing Chilwell and Thiago Silva as well - should be challenging!

Ha ha aye!

https://twitter.com/kedlasal/status/1297758005291814917?s=21

Ronan Keating retweeting (And engaging with!) our 4th choice Keeper suns up this summer!

Absolutely gutted that we’re still listening to this shite "I don't think it is a secret that the owner is prepared to sell it and it hasn't happened. However, we've got the full backing of the owner to carry on and we just get on with the job in hand. "Over the summer everyone's story if you like..some of it has been totally and utterly disrespectful towards myself and the staff I have to say - and it hasn't happened.

Cracking interview!

Have we ever had three more random scorers?! I forgot how good the 3rd was!

Good article - those comments from our fans are literally aids https://www.themag.co.uk/2020/08/newcastle-united-fans-now-displaying-seriously-worrying-signs-of-stockholm-syndrome/

365 offer on

Rondon but Demba is the best CF we’ve had since big Al!

Eh?! Not a chance!

Love Harry! I saw a lost of their squad and I genuinely think that I had heard of about two!

Sounds like no away fans all next season https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-away-fans-not-22560623.amp

Clickbait Wank!

https://twitter.com/_lewisnufc_/status/1296923395729371137?s=21

I think he’s decent signing for nowt but I’m not sure about his goal threat after reading this! In four seasons with Burnley, Hendrick played 9,039 minutes across 122 Premier League appearances, scoring nine times (at a rate of 0.1 goals per 90 minutes) and assisting on five occasions (0.05 assists per 90 minutes). He averaged just a single shot per 90 minutes, 0.2 of which were on target, created 0.7 chances per game and enjoyed a passing accuracy of 77.7 per cent.