Paully

Have people forgotten that we were playing the best team in the country with the best attacking options yesterday?

What's with the Coloccini hatred on here? Ridiculous.

I doubt we have any. But the thumbs up is a very french thing to do. Oh la la! Sacre bleu!

Nearly as bad as your clobber. Ha ha ha! It's nowhere near as bad as that garbage mate!

Fat Such a waste! (some of you may recognise Blacky who goes home and away!)

Barkley out for 2 months! Team change!

What a cunt! “When I signed the new contract, Mike always knew there would be ups and downs for both of us,” "He stood by me and this feels like an up time for me. He’s armed me again. He’s stood by me. One thing I can always give him an honesty of where we are and he listens – that’s why so many players have entered the building. We needed them. “It’s that kind of relationship you can only hope for as a Premier League manager, and I’m lucky enough to have it. I hope I can repay him this season.” "At the time (last season) we were in dispute with our midfield player. When we got off that bus, was he going to play or was he not going to play? 'We lost a player (Steven Taylor red card) in the first half, which is maybe a consequence of the frustration we were all sharing.'

Ha ha! That's what I thought!

Has anyone got that graph handy which shows the change in our three revenue streams since Ashley bought us? Cheers!

From Sturridge's instagram

That was the end of Desailly. Shola made him look stupid too for his goal. Great game. Near the end of the season iirc. I think that year Shola scored 9 league goals. NINE! Looked like he might go on to become a decent player. That was the end of Desailly. Shola made him look stupid too for his goal. Great game. Near the end of the season iirc. I think that year Shola scored 9 league goals. NINE! Looked like he might go on to become a decent player. I'm certain it was the day that Arsenal clinched the title at Tottenham which followed our game as I had a big double on us and them which returned a tidy amount but they conceded last kick to draw! Robbie Keane and his bellend celebration I think - a penalty rings a bell after a howler from Jens the mad German!

Chelsea at home - glorious sunny day - 03-04 - Shola scored a decent goal to make it 1-1 then Shearer totally owned Desailly, pinned him and smashed one into The Gallowgate top corner from 25 yards!

Hebburn battered them 4-0 last night!

Totally agree! Decent point from tf's match report; "Colo was excellent. Sociadad aren’t Man City but I believe rumours of his decline to be premature. This is a bloke rushed back from a serious injury last season (probably to try and make the Argentinian WC squad) and fell below his usual high standards. He’ll be fine and on the evidence of pre-season" http://www.true-faith.co.uk/pre-season-friendly-newcastle-united-v-real-sociedad-st-james-park-ko-130pm10aug/

He was very good on Sunday and far too many people seem to have written him off! He'll have a good season and please feel free to bump this, Ronaldo

Rodwell - ha ha ha ha! 'If I’d been playing regularly for the last two years, I believe I probably would have been up there as one of best players in the world,' he said. 'I certainly think I would have been playing at the World Cup. It’s just not worked out over the last two seasons and that’s why I am here at Sunderland now.'

Plus the original 2m so 4.5m into Ashley's coffers for a player that never played for us!

Which will mean that we will receive £4.5m for a player who never played for us!

Who the f*** is Stan Thompson? Ha ha ha! Just read his comments - he needs sectioned!

Fuck off Pardew http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hatem-ben-arfa-dropped-newcastle-7586336?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Change the headline man! It reads 'Hatem Ben Arfa - No Longer' on the app!

At least they've toned down Colback's gingerness!

Search 'Lavezzi picture' on twitter! NSFW!

No way did he say that?

What a car crash Leeds are! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2717222/Leeds-United-don-t-chairs-owner-Massimo-Cellino-mess-engulfed-Elland-Road.html