Paully

Great to have him back and the best CH I've seen at SJP! He oozes class and brings calmness to the back 4!

650 minutes since he limped off injured in which time we’ve conceded 16 goals or a goal every 40 minutes Please be fit for Sunday, you curly-haired delight!

Nice bit of poetry!

Jesus wept! Some good points but some of the Pardew patter is shocking! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2562437/MARTIN-SAMUEL-Losing-Pardew-blow-club-marches-shoelaces-tied-together.html Losing Pardew would be yet another blow for a club that marches with its shoelaces tied togetherNewcastle United contrive, year on year, to find ever more humiliating ways to fail or implode Losing Pardew now, or even at the end of the season, would be another mis-step for the club By Martin Samuel PUBLISHED: 00:00 GMT, 19 February 2014 | UPDATED: 08:03 GMT, 19 February 2014 23 shares 23 View comments Newcastle United have no director of football and no managing director. The owner is rarely in attendance and no permanent signings have arrived in two transfer windows. The last time they scored a goal at home in the Premier League was December 26. It is as if they have given up. Yet, lose to Aston Villa on Sunday — it would be their sixth straight home defeat in all competitions — and there has been speculation that Alan Pardew, the manager, will be sacked. Newcastle say this is completely untrue. What is undeniable is that the club is sinking into torpor and, in the absence of any visible leadership at boardroom level, the buck is stopping with Pardew. There are plenty of contenders for worst-run club in the Premier League — and Fulham have set that bar pretty high in recent weeks — but given all their advantages, Newcastle should be in line for some form of lifetime achievement award in the field. Magnificently supported, from a region that has consistently produced some of the best footballers in Europe, they contrive, year on year, to find ever more humiliating ways to fail or implode. No small success is ever built on, no decision so smart that it cannot be quickly undermined. Losing Pardew now, or even at the end of the season, would be another mis-step for a club that marches with its shoelaces tied together. Pardew took Newcastle as high as fifth this season. ‘People talk about the Champions League and there’s no mention of us,’ he said. ‘I have a wry smile — great, write us off.’ Pardew: I expect life and limb on the pitch Giddy heights: Newcastle went fifth in November after Moussa Sissoko's (front left) winner over West Brom .There are people within the Football Association who think he has potential to be England manager one day; Jose Mourinho floated the idea before Newcastle’s match with Chelsea this month. Now, if his job is not under imminent threat, it is increasingly becoming a dead end. Pardew is trying to turn around a vessel that is not so much afloat as adrift. The only evidence of a pulse at his club are terse statements announcing the latest departure or the banning of reporters. Newcastle are bobbing along with the engines off and no captain to take responsibility. When Joe Kinnear left as director of football, the first thought was that he had been sacked for failing to recruit players. The latest suggestion is that his employers were upset when he negotiated only £19million from Paris Saint-Germain for Yohan Cabaye. They wanted more. Now we know what the ‘director’ stood for in his title. Directing the best players to the airport. A steal? Newcastle sold Johan Cabaye (right) to PSG for £19million - but the club's hierarchy wanted more Pardew is the patsy in the middle. He obviously decided long ago that the best way to keep his job — and he is not long into an eight-year contract — would be to shoulder each fresh indignity without complaint, whether it was the sale of his best player without replacement, or the appointment of an overseer who soon became a professional joke. Pardew never offers even mild dissent against Mike Ashley’s running of the club, which wins him few friends among the fans. As Ashley hasn’t turned up for a home game since September, it makes the manager the only visible senior club official on match day. No wonder there is tension. If Villa was to be his last game, unlike some former colleagues Pardew would leave with his reputation enhanced. It is merely his misfortune to be saddled with a club that has lost its purpose. They might sack him one day, but it still won’t mean they care.

'Howay the Lads' sign has had the treatment; http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-flickr-photos/nothing-sacred-newcastle-united-mike-ashley-around-photo-proof-howay-the-lads/

Never used their in-play offer but this seems like a no-brainer!?

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I can see him going and us bringing Forster back for about half the price

Vince McMahon new owner; The Rock new manager; Stone Cold Steve Austin new DOF and Hulk Hogan new club president! Yes please over the current clowns! http://www.winnersports.co.uk/billionaire-interested-in-newcastle-32493

Not quite sure about the source mind! http://www.winnersports.co.uk/hoddle-in-newcastle-talks-61629

Apparently big nose Thompson has been slating him on Soccer Saturday

16k! Ha ha ha!

1 up with 10 to go - Graeme bastard Fenton

Phil Neville's disgraceful tackle on Gillespie down there just after Christmas which cost us him for several months had a big part in us not winning it too for me - the bastard!

Great post mate and it's what I always say! Under KK it was all about us in the build up and a total positive attitude whereas Pardew is the complete opposite! So many greats memories and If it wasn't for him in 1992 then God knows where the club would be!

Great post about Keegan as ever HTT!

10 of us going VIP style! I can't wait for it!

Happy Birthday King Kev :-) The best thing by far to happen to us for decades! It's a crying shame that there isn't a role of some sort for him still here! I'd have him over Pardew any day! He'd be perfect for a DOF role if he's done with life as a manager! Hopefully that'll happen when the fat pig clears off!

I think this person has been broken! http://bit.ly/1fka4s9 As always supporting Newcastle has a way of showing one new nadirs, as we go into injury time 4-0 down to Tottenham having put in an absolutely rancid non-performance and you know what fuck it I'm just going to drop any pretence of rational analysis and dive straight into the stolen-from-Wingco ALL CAPS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIBBERISH IT'S SOME OF THE WORST SHITE I'VE SEEN US PLAY EVER AND I'VE SEEN US UNDER GRAEME FUCKING SOUNESS FOR FUCK'S SAKE THEY'VE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CAKEWALKED THROUGH US AT WILL BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN IT IS 2014 AND STEVEN FUCKING TAYLOR IS STILL GETTING A GAME THE USELESS THICK CUNT WHY HAVE YOU GONE AND PICKED HIM AND WILLIAMSON AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU REALISED THAT DAVIDE SANTON'S FORM HAS DROPPED QUICKER THAN JOSE FONTE'S WIFE'S KNICKERS YOU HORRIBLE SMARMY GREASY SILVER FOX FUCKING PRICK. I CAN AT LEAST GIVE YOU FUCKING CREDIT FOR NOT PICKING SHOLA FUCKING AMEOBI FOR ONCE, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IN CELEBRATING THAT WHEN THE PLAYERS YOU DO PICK ARE SO OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE FUCKING SHOWER WHO HAVE HAD THEIR TENUOUS EQUILIBRIUM SHATTERED BY THE FUCKING PUDDINGHEADED DECISION TO SELL OUR BEST PLAYER WITHOUT REPLACING HIM BECAUSE ASHLEY DECIDED TO MAKE A SHIT VERSION OF RODNEY FUCKING DANGERFIELD OUR DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A SINGLE FUCKING PLAYER JOINED NEWCASTLE UNITED AND ACTUALLY IMPROVED ONE FUCKING IOTA ANYWAY. IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD CHANGE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING I WOULD WALK TO NEWCASTLE AND FUCKING SACK ALAN PARDEW MYSELF AND BY SACK I MEAN LITERALLY BUNDLE THE HORRIBLE LITTLE TWAT INTO A SACK WITH JOHN CARVER AND STEVE STONE AND THAT HORRIBLE WOODMAN CUNT AND THROW THE WHOLE SORRY FUCKING LOT INTO THE TYNE. BUT GUESS WHAT, MIKE ASHLEY WOULD ONLY GO OUT AND HIRE JOE KINNEAR OR ALAN CURBISHLEY OR DAVID PLEAT OR PETER FUCKING SHREEVES. FUCK THIS FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS

It still beggars belief that he got this job! It certainly wasn’t do with his CV credentials………………….. Reading 4th tier – 11th 4th tier – 10th 4th tier – 3rd 4th tier – 2nd 3rd tier – 4th Resigned West Ham 2nd tier – 4th 2nd tier - 6th (won play offs) 1st tier – 9th Sacked Charlton 1st tier – 19th 2nd tier – 11th Sacked Southampton 3rd tier – 7th Sacked NUFC 1st tier – 12th 1st tier – 5th 1st tier – 16th

Rumours the wanker was arrested in Tup Tup last night - what a cock

True story. http://i.cubeupload.com/J14PlQ.jpg Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! You just have to laugh at this! What a buffoon! http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/revealed-why-joe-kinnear-had-to-leave-newcastle-including-his-claims-about-a-25m-move-for-mohamad-salah-his-wining-and-dining-of-the-supremes-and-his-struggles-with-his-mobile-phone-9108588.html