GeordieDazzler

I know it's different to a regular job but the idea that you get so much time off as a footballers is mad to me. I figured you'd be in at least 4 weekdays & matchday, every week.

Client Journalism from Luke again. The only players who don't mind are the ones happy just to pick up their paychecks and go through the motions, like 'the popular' Jonjo.

If you wait a little later they'll usually stick the whole interview on their website/twitter.

Mail won't be at the next one or are the written press still banned?

They should put the next press conference on PPV

Golf courses are closed innit?

Captained Bale this week which is about the only smart thing I've done in fantasy football all season.

We can't get our takeover approved but I bet MTK start representing Prem players with no issues...

We don't typically get pasted. Passive is 100% the best way to describe it. Just going through the motions, occasionally looking like a football team but mostly not really there.

The fuck is this commentator on about

Haaland's finishing is unreal

Funny thing if he actually gave a fuck about the teams that he played for he might still have a brand that was worth something.

Levante beating Real

Sorry but already posted but this thread is a great effort https://twitter.com/ketchell/status/1355124219798036481

Bit annoyed we're only 1-0 down

Can we have a poll to see if anyone actually wants us to win tonight? I haven't spoke to a single person who doesn't want us to lose!

Yeah the training ground is down the road to the left isn't it

When you can see the light at the end of the tunnel your need to remember that it's most likely to be an oncoming train.

Zlatan returning from Injury tonight to score a brace and keep Milan top of the league. 12 goals in 8 games at 39 years old. What a bloke.

Nothing in the major papers, will be interesting to see the Chronicle etc as it seems the journos are just as depressed as us.