GeordieDazzler

Class tackle, sit down Alexis

And who can forget our derisory off for James Pearch

Reading this article highlighted just how appalling our striker recruitment has been for the last ten years http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/

Charnley is just a symptom of a the virus that is Ashley. Incompetent but he's not the root cause.

Perhaps I've been watching Vikings too much, but I think he'll be great. Just keep him away from Lindisfarne.

He'll tear it up in the Championship

Time for Per Ciljan Skjelbred to finally get his dream move to the Toon...

Swap deal?

Considering Rondon is probably better I don't see the point

They hammered us then their form fell off a cliff

We'll finally get a pen today

Everton can fuck off like

Wonder why they want a relegation clause you fat cunt.

So Ashley basically ignored the bid for a full month. Standard. Twat.

Wenger out

Hopefully another draw

Swansea, West Ham and Bournemouth all having to play replays is excellent for us.

Hammers look shite

Lots of niggling injuries here for Wham, good for us

Ayew limping already, good stuff.

Hopefully an energy sapping draw and an unwanted replay here. Few injuries would be nice too.

Winner cost them 18m, Spurs always mug people off. They'd probably manage to sell Sissoko for 50m if they tried.

Giggs favourite Going from one Welsh wanker to another.

If squad harmony is one of the main problems I think Koeman could be a car crash

Undefeated this calender year