Ronaldo

Roeder deserves massive credit for moving us 8 or 9 places up the league with 3 months of the season remaining. The football was nice to watch too. Unfortunately, he signed a contract and instantly - in his own mind - became some sort of Jose Mourinho - Barry White hybrid, and it all went massively wong.

Xavi obviously hasn't seen much of Mike Williamson.

Slovakian farmers.

His game relies heavily on timing, if he's off by a tenth of a second he's a tenth the player.

His lose % would surely be very, very favourable.

100% agree. I don't, whatsoever. And why is that? I don't get what people see in him at all. He's done a better job than I expected but how people can go on like he's a categorical upgrade on Hughton is beyond me. I don't know. Results, perhaps?

100% agree. I don't, whatsoever. And why is that?

His auntie works in Costco near the Metro Centre. He doesn't like living away from Newcastle apparently.

Good point there. And I think most of us can agree that sacking Hughton was the correct decision.

I love Bobby, but I don't think he's the picture of morality that folk like to paint. I've always imagined him as being quite ruthless behind closed doors.

Which fans are these sorry? That daft mackem, plus this: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,63745.msg2231476.html#msg2231476 Think you've improved as a poster recently, tbh, but you're in absolutely no position to accuse folk of keyboard warriors when all they've done is voice opinions about a player they pay to go and see.

As much as I dislike the fella, his book is a very good read.

You're the definition of a keyboard warrior, especially with fans of other clubs. Apparently the respect campaign you're preaching doesn't quite extend to them.

For the record, I didn't want him to play against Sunderland last month and hope to never see him in the starting Xl again, regardless of the opposition. Booing players is just as cowardly as voicing opinions behind a keyboard, fwiw.

The fans didn't get behind any of them.

Still hasn't named 'em.

Name them.

I wish someone could post his 'highlights' from WBA at home last season. It'd look like we'd given a disabled person from the crowd a chance to live out their dream. Pathetic.

He's incredibly lazy. Talentless prick deserves all the abuse he gets on here.

Lee Ryder's the perfect example of what journalism has descended to in this country. He's not the only one, of course.

Thank Christ.

Carragher's been poor for 3 seasons.

Simpson appeared to have a dreadful game, like.

It's not a problem, you just play Marveaux on one side and Jonas on the other, depending chiefly on who's behind them.

I must say, that's an appallingly bad lineup. That front 3 must only have a combined 30 goals since signing professional terms.