Ronaldo

If Wayne Rooney scores another 22 goals for England, you'll drink your own piss?

Not you again. It was only April that everyone on here was calling Taylor worse than shite after the Villa game. Such a fickle bunch.

You really should stop embarrassing yourself with comments like that! Bramble's always been the better defender. 5 good games for Taylor doesn't change that.

He hasn't won it all and he won't get anywhere near the all time record. He's 22 goals away. Just stop trolling my posts, man. We're all painfully aware of your problems and subsequent boredom.

Any reasoning? I don't have to explain about Villa. QPR because I hate a few players in their team, and their horrible cunt of a manager.

Doesn't compare to Rooney's, man. Rooney's won it all, and will be England's top scorer of all time before too long.

I'd like both these teams to go down, if I'm honest.

We were bloody terrible with Nolan off the striker. Easier to mark than the aeroplane that used to sit at Saltwell Park.

Well one can run, occasionally control the ball, and shoot. The other can't. The only benefit to having Shola on the pitch is the funny abuse he gets in the Gallowgate.

I'd play Ryan Taylor up front before Shola, and I genuinely mean that.

His pace is average, despite what the tools on the TV say. He backs off chiefly because he rarely wins the ball with men running at him. He isn't Enrique, even on Jose's very worst day.

Yeah, all those knobsacks that collectively imagined him miscontrolling the ball and losing his man time after time yesterday.

He isn't learning from his mistakes. If it was simply a case of being slow or whatever it'd be understandable. It makes him look pretty aloof, and I suspect that's why he gets a lot of the criticism.

We let him go on a free and replaced him with relatively expensive garbage like David Rozenhal and an unfortunately past-it Cacapa. If we'd had able cover for Coloccini and Bassong, we would've picked up more points.

It certainly helped us that season we went down.

It's hilarious how much better we've looked in the last 2 games, compared to the rubbish served up against QPR. Spot the reason why.

Think Bramble's better than Taylor, like. But Colo pisses all over everything they've got at the back. No disgrace.

What a load of shite.

There's very little that Rooney can't do with a ball at his feet.

Obviously he's not half the player Rooney is, and never will be. We still love him.

Was it Shearer or Harper that said he was a shitter version of Ameobi?

My point was merely that Carroll is no slouch. You performed another U-turn on Saylor yet? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1377679/The-fastest-slowest-fittest-players-Premier-League-club.html Another U-turn? Think you're confusing me with someone else. You'll find my views on Taylor have probably been the most consistent on here over the past 5 years.

Chelsea most certainly haven't been struggling. But they don't look impressive either.

In many aspects, he already is better than Rooney Better left foot and better dribbler, that's where it ends.

Brian McNally, man.