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16 points from 8 games. Incredible.

Got to be the game to introduce Santon and Ben Arfa.

Krul 7 Simpson 5 Taylor 7 Coloccini 9.5 R.Taylor 6 Obertan 4 Tiote 9 Cabaye 6 Jonas 8.5 Best 6 Ba 8 Shola 7 Santon 6 Ben Arfa 6

I still don't know how Coloccini is in any way responsible for their first goal, like.

Obertan's surely not going to mantain his position in the first Xl.

FWIW when we go away to the Manc teams we'll need to play Gosling at RM to give Cabaye and Tiote some support.

Natural goalscorer.

Awfully short mile that. Jonas was terrific. Admit it. Not in the first half he bloody wasn't.

Mr Ameobi just won me £338.49 from a £6 stake. :smitten:

Coloccini MOTM by a mile.

Absolutely magnificent finish.

What's that got to do with it? Actually, you already know, you're just being a cock. Forget I asked. You're the one inventing something that didn't happen to deflect criticism.

What does Dresden's self-assessment have to do with this?

There's only one person having a go at him.

Eh? It went straight to his feet.

Don't know who was on about England, like. How many CBs do they need?

Obertan is the main reason they're doubling and tripling up on Jonas, which is killing our possession and penetration. Ben Arfa has to come on.

Let's draw this please.

Christ. What a player VP is.

Ben Arfa must have turned crap.

He's not big enough to illicit a scream. Plenty of moans, in all likelyhood.

How I'd love for QPR to go down.

Aye. Take it Phillip Parsons no longer writes for The Times?

Just remembered Ben Tozer made a league appearance for us. Christ.

Shearer prefers Rooney to Messi.