Ronaldo

Saves are the easy part of keeping, especially for a youngster. What's impressing me with Krul is the way he's dealing with crosses.

What's wrong with eating Nando's?

Until he was sacked after that deplorable game against WBA. Much better tactically my arse. Hughton took a team with Carroll, Barton, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Coloccini and Enrique, and had them losing 1-2 to Stoke at home. We created one single clear-cut chance all game with that team. Similiar can be said about games against Blackpool, Blackburn and Bolton. Pardew took a team with Krul, Simpson, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Barton, Smith, Nolan, Ranger, Best, Routledge, Lovenkrands and Tiote to Stevenage and had them losing 3-1. You've mentioned one game and 5 or 6 bad footballers.

Sounds like a big improvement on Guthrie.

You've been licking Gerrard's arse for years. Give it a rest.

As cover.

Mahamadou is ex-Madrid. He's the one they want on loan.

Until he was sacked after that deplorable game against WBA. Much better tactically my arse. Hughton took a team with Carroll, Barton, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Coloccini and Enrique, and had them losing 1-2 to Stoke at home. We created one single clear-cut chance all game with that team. Similiar can be said about games against Blackpool, Blackburn and Bolton.

A cargo plane flew mid-air into a plane full of schoolchildren over Uberlingen, Germany in 2002. I don't think Mike Ashley's demise would quite outdo it.

It hasn't, man. His style of play is almost unrecognisable from his days at Man U. He obviously still strikes a ball brilliantly, but that's where the likeness ends.

Source?

Since Nolan and Barton left he's been getting noticed by the media an awful lot more. Wonder why that could be.

Like, ever? Like, ever ever. Seriously though, he can outpace most wingers and yet he's built like f***ing Optimus Prime. The f***er shouldn't even be able to jog with that much muscle weighing him ffs He's probably about 13 1/2 stone, man. Don't talk crap.

Getting a bit tired of this rubbish now.

He looks like a used Trojan compared to the silver fox.

He made a cameo in our last game of the season but declared himself unfit for the Ireland squad a week later. Probably why Trap is pissed off. Daft.

He's never once looked lazy in the PL. And the first time I was actually impressed by him was when he played for Ireland against Brazil in Manchester.

Nowt for him to see at either, man.

He at least tries to take on his man. Aye, not as if Routledge won a penalty doing that just yesterday.

Well, Simpson is s**** and Raylor has scored a few from LB. Probably makes sense to put him (Raylor) RB, then.

Never ends. The input sure seems to be his fault when we lose, like. Pathetic.

There's certainly not a lot between them, but Obertan is 5 years younger and can become a top player if he wants it and has the talent. The jury is out on both aspects.

Hang on, did you just say that Colo and Simpson are quicker than Tiote?

Which success would this be?

Not long after I first found N-O I read a few people calling Robert 'just a poor man's Emre'. Disgusting tbh.