Ronaldo

Don't think he's aging too well actually. He's no Clive Owen.

To bathe in the reflected success of real footballers.

Chad Dawson could keep those talentless fuckers out of the game, man.

Dawson has been terrible on several occasions against us. The right striker will absolutely murder him.

Likeable gunman.

Tough choice.

Yeah, stick Santon on him. I'd fancy Raylor to do a better job on him than Simpson though.

Honestly, I don't know. I've seen too little (nothing) of Santon to judge his best position. Either way, Raylor and Santon against Spurs will have to do, don't mind what sides they're on.

If that's the case. It'll confirm (at least) a 10 year goal drought in international tournaments. 2004 being the last time he found the net.

Smith is finished as an athlete in any capacity, man. You saw the Fulham game; his mere presence quickly turned a comfortable 2-0 into a scraped 2-1.

Excellent point. Barca won the league the season we beat them, too.

FWIW, Lampard has to play in absence of Rooney.

This is as good as it gets for Guthrie. Sub at an average - good PL side. Perhaps a bit underwhelming compared to his early potential, but there it is. A squad player.

For all his faults, Guthrie is to Smith what Xavi is to Scott Parker.

I used to kinda like Rio Ferdinand. Twitter has convinced me that he's a detestable prick.

I do hope this lad replaces Simpson.

1. Chelsea aren't a 'fourth place competitor'. 2. They're playing Everton, not Villa.

Heskey has retired. I'd like to think Carroll and Sturridge could form a good partnership. Then again, I don't give a shit.

Spurs didn't win comfortably at Wigan, so fuck knows where the horrible pervert has got that from.

First season ever that (from last year's top 6) I'd like to see Man U win the league. Incredible.

I'd certainly be enthusiastic about an England team spearheaded by Darren Bent. I'd genuinely rather watch a James Corden christmas special.

There's some more of it.

I do hope Shola Ameobi moves to the French (lower) leagues one day. They'd surely be into negative numbers.

Bit of a joke when the forum is being polluted by French and/or broken English explaining that our club isn't big enough to satisfy the expectations of amateur stalkers.

You should have mentioned on your forum "rules and guidelines" that your forum was only for English posters and forbidden for French. Things would have been better for everybody... Best just ignore insular cretins like ronaldo. This coming from a fan of Michael Owen, Fabio Capello, and Stoke!