Ronaldo

A big player who can't shoot or control the ball. Yeah, right.

No way in hell does Shearer deserve a 10 for both heading and goalscoring, like. Not unless there's an 11, 12 or 13.

I said it 2 years back - the conventional target man no longer exists in top level football. That's not to say it isn't useful to have players with size and strength in the final third.

Just stop posting, man.

At home we should always play both Ba and Best.

Wow. Really sticking your neck out with that one.

Messi's a complete joke. I swear he's actually tried to avoid scoring a treble tonight. His talent has no mercy, unfortunately.

Shola's biggest contribution to us so far this season is staying on the bench for 69 minutes today. We look almost twice the team with 11 men.

Bad defenders generally do.

35 mins. 6-0.

9 in 12, is it not?

Eh? When was he offered it?

Best cost £2m, did he not? Still an absolute bargain, like.

Parky. That's Ok then.

Says who?

He is the new number 9.

That the game was even, they had as much possession and efforts chances as us (despite the stats suggesting otherwise on all counts) and that just as much if not more of the game was played in our half as theirs. Just plain wrong. What a tosspiece.

What did he say?

Looked a good player with a real striker alongside him.

9 in 12? Jesus.

Probably deserved a win there. Very impressed with that.

Should be one of the first names on the teamsheet. Will score a lot of goals this season with the right service.

End product is woeful, like.

Even in a 4-3-3 I'd have him nowhere near.