Ronaldo

Mancini's Interview on Sky: Q:What's the situation with Samir Nasir? "I hope we can have this player in the next day." Q:Will Nasri be your last signing of the window? "I hope not." :lol:

He's made that up.

Christ on a cross.

Aye. He's only the best player to have played for us in the last decade.

If you can catch the ball, catch it. He did nothing wrong whatsoever yesterday.

Just for the record, I meant the Ali that danced around Sonny Liston in 1964, not the poor chap struggling with life today.

You wish to rape wolves?

I sincerely hope that turns out to be a genuine article rather than more sales pitch bullshit from Douglas in order to shift a few more copies. Like anyone buys that ink-stained piece of filth anyway, man.

Babayaro wasn't powerful, pacy, or black.

Pardew all but confirmed it, man. He'll be coming in.

Pricks, the lot of em. Still, least we got Obertan.

Christ. Just realised this is on while I'm flying across the pond. p*ss off. I hope we play Vuckic.

We were top of the league, man. First time since Allardyce in 2007.

"Luque was the worst player on the pitch." Guess the source.

Robinson makes Steve Harper look as agile as Muhammad Ali.

A year out ffs. Why couldn't it be one of about literally 25 others in our squad?

I honestly haven't, this is what I used to be like man. I'm enjoying the moment. Will be back to being a narky know-all c*** tomorrow, don't worry. I remember, man. Bring that man back.

Rich has had too many.

Damn right. Next time I see him in The Diamond he'll be getting a handshake.

Where the fuck is Haris?

Said it twice. He's a Fifa monster.

Cabaye is our Xavi. Just ordered the shirt.

This is the greatest win since we were in Columbus, Ohio.

Purple Onion. :lol: Me and my my mates went in there once in 5 years - and that was simply because it was the only place open.

What changed your mind? Nothing. I completely agree with those sentiments. Great player, very good, whatever. As good as Coloccini? No.