Ronaldo

I'd play Ryan Taylor up front before Shola, and I genuinely mean that.

His pace is average, despite what the tools on the TV say. He backs off chiefly because he rarely wins the ball with men running at him. He isn't Enrique, even on Jose's very worst day.

Yeah, all those knobsacks that collectively imagined him miscontrolling the ball and losing his man time after time yesterday.

He isn't learning from his mistakes. If it was simply a case of being slow or whatever it'd be understandable. It makes him look pretty aloof, and I suspect that's why he gets a lot of the criticism.

We let him go on a free and replaced him with relatively expensive garbage like David Rozenhal and an unfortunately past-it Cacapa. If we'd had able cover for Coloccini and Bassong, we would've picked up more points.

It certainly helped us that season we went down.

It's hilarious how much better we've looked in the last 2 games, compared to the rubbish served up against QPR. Spot the reason why.

Think Bramble's better than Taylor, like. But Colo pisses all over everything they've got at the back. No disgrace.

What a load of shite.

There's very little that Rooney can't do with a ball at his feet.

Obviously he's not half the player Rooney is, and never will be. We still love him.

Was it Shearer or Harper that said he was a shitter version of Ameobi?

My point was merely that Carroll is no slouch. You performed another U-turn on Saylor yet? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1377679/The-fastest-slowest-fittest-players-Premier-League-club.html Another U-turn? Think you're confusing me with someone else. You'll find my views on Taylor have probably been the most consistent on here over the past 5 years.

Chelsea most certainly haven't been struggling. But they don't look impressive either.

In many aspects, he already is better than Rooney Better left foot and better dribbler, that's where it ends.

Brian McNally, man.

Quickest player. The stats are clearly fabricated crap.

How will we cope with the loss of such influential personalities? Linchpins, in fact. Hope they all end up at Stevenage, and take them into The Conference.

Must say, the optimism in here over the past week has been nice to experience. Long may it continue.

Good player. Very good player.

Christ.

Garth Crooks makes Paul Merson look like Tony Blair. The guy's a fucking retard.

His strike partner.

Sheer class.

Fucking hell, Cajun. What a terrible avatar.