Ronaldo

Just the one that took us out of the CL.

Woodgate was a bit better than very good. Barring injuries should have been at the back with Ferdinand for England for the past 6 years Nah, Terry is a better player and person. Terry might shag Bridge's ex, but you wouldn't find him in Blue Lounge on Linthorpe Road at 2AM licking spilit vodka off the floor.

Woodgate was a bit better than very good. He wasn't. He made his mistakes and looked pretty assured behind an excellent midfield. Arguably the best in the PL.

No.

Just heard that he was asked to leave Floritas. Pissed out of his tree.

Woodgate was very good; Bramble was good too. Coloccini's in a different league.

Exactly. Shut the fuck up.

No hint of a goal threat, as usual, but played pretty well.

Best defender I've ever seen in black and white by a mile. Absolute quality. £10.5M is a fucking bargain.

Hope Chelsea drop out of the top 4 this season. Even if it means Spurs and/or Liverpool getting in there.

And that's why Malouda should always be played wide of the striker.

Torres does jack shit yet again.

Chelsea need a strong, imposing manager, not a 23-year-old ginger weed. Won't end well.

Double agent Doubtfire is doing a terrific job. Long may it continue.

3 Chelsea players going for the same ball there. The Special One.

Ian W thinks every man will do well at everything. Early days for Long yet, but he's made a good start.

Kalou and Anelka, man. "We want to ween Champyuns Leeg." Yeah, right. That'll happen.

Chopra ahead of Beardsley? Have a fucking word.

Alex is abysmal.

Really? He poured ice-cold water on Ryan Taylor's future in the team in the post-match interview. I think he even said 'wink wink' at one point.

Pardew basically confirmed it, yeah.

Thought he was great in the second half. Poor in the first.

Including Championship goals he'll be in the black.

Sven will pour him a cup of team and tell him to carefully think about what he's done.

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