Ronaldo

Aye. Given's all wrong for that outfit.

Oh shut up, knob head. I've never called him a great goalkeeper with any sincerity or without taking the p*ss, I'm sure i said he was a great shot stopper which i still agree with and it was proven time and again against Barcelona when he doesn't get the aerial threat. How does Barca's forwards hitting his legs again and again prove he's a great shot stopper? Because he stopped the shots? [/DevilsAdvocate] You'll be happy to call Shola a great striker of the ball the next time he taps one in from 6 yards then.

Oh shut up, knob head. I've never called him a great goalkeeper with any sincerity or without taking the p*ss, I'm sure i said he was a great shot stopper which i still agree with and it was proven time and again against Barcelona when he doesn't get the aerial threat. How does Barca's forwards hitting his legs again and again prove he's a great shot stopper?

Mourinho letting Lass go? Mental. He's a great player.

Two players by the middle of June would be tremendous. Has that happened before? 2007, i'd guess.

And they've got the height wrong.

Aye. I think Gervinho's a contingency.

Don't know why anyone bothers conversing with Gash about football, like. He thinks Almunia is great.

Who? Look at the thread title. Look at the forum title, Emre.

Who?

We've had 2 great managers in the last 3 decades or so. Get over it.

They also need a striker. In others words, they're 4-5 players away from the title - like most teams. Sick of hearing about them tbh.

Wouldn't have Klose here, like.

No thanks.

Stipulation in his Chelsea contract.

He's got loads to learn, and that shouldn't be forgotten. Zat Knight played for England 4 years ago and has barely looked like a quality PL defender since. Let's not carried away. He should probably be ahead of Harper in the pecking order, like.

Do the 3 or 4 exceptions not count for some reason like? p*ss off.

I remember pretty much everyone on here praying for his departure during the summer of 08, one year into his contract.

Charles wants to come and we want him back home. I'd be gutted if he didn't return.

I'd be over the moon. I'd almost forgive him for signing the useless twat in the first place.

You could cut Cattermole's feet off and he'd still be better than that piece of garbage.

We really could have done with that extra £2.5m or whatever to invest in the scouting setup. With 3 or 4 exceptions we've brought nothing but complete and utter rubbish through in the last decade. Pathetic.

Just started his trade, regardless of his age he was still fairly inexperienced and learning. Simple stuff tbh. What on earth are you talking about?

Who's Rudi Garcia Canal Plus?