Ronaldo

Incredible.

He won me over not so much by the statistics of 6 in 9, but his overall play. I think he looks like a decent centre forward, has good feet, works his bollocks off, gets into good positions and makes a nuiscance of himself. Things that can't be said for any of the rest of our current rabble. It's not like he's just managed to get a few lucky goals. His general play has been impressive, too. We complain that Ranger puts himself about well but never gets a goal, when we get a player that can we say that he's still probably not good enough and it was a purple patch. I'd be more than happy to persevere with Best, that's for sure. Actually disagree on the point that his general play has been impressive. To be honest, he's looked very average in his general play apart from the Birmingham match where he didn't lose a header (didn't see the West Ham match tbh). However, against Sunderland and the other teams he looked average to poor in his general play, £4million is a very good fee, however, I still think we should take the risk and see if he can perform under a longer time. Not saying he's s***, just think people are overestimating his ability. There must be a reason why the club would want to sell (if they now really do). You must have missed the Bolton and Everton games too then. Or you're biased against the lad and have been from the start. Shame.

My focus was more drawn to the hairy mole of his cheek. Here's 50p, go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off. What's that off again? Uncle Buck Twas a wart on UB.

Great player.

Speaks really good english, especially for a youngish lad. Fair play!

Im f***ing creased at Carlo :mackems: What a f***ing legend. How could anyone sack that man?

Is that a joke?

We were stepping up a division in 93, of course we had replace a few pennies with a pound.

It'd mean that we've sold our top 3 PL goalscorers in the space of 6 months without buying a single goalscorer for replacement purposes. I'd call that a disgrace, personally.

Lived.

Not really, it's just a Sun article. If he's sold, then somebody is getting hurt.

They don't live down the drain.

That's what I suspect too.

He's made a big contribution, but you just don't hand out a 5 years on 55K to a player who is almost 29 and likely to be benched from the first year. In fact, it's barely worth an arguement.

And Capello. It's been 15 years since a manager escaped from that position with an ounce of credibility.

£10m.

As things stand i'd still be starting him, even if we get Ba.

I think any striker who's started his PL career with 6 goals in 10 starts - and could easily have had another 2 - deserves a bit of credit, and under Dave's poignant filing system, probably falls under 'promising'.

Top players generally impact games, athleticism or not.

Why Simpson? Hopefully he'll turn out to be a fantastic player. Aye. The last thing i'd want is a Simpson replica on the other side of the central pairing.

Clueless guff.

My dad had that lot on the radio on the way to the WBA game. I heard Macdrunkard have a right go at Sammy Ameobi for 'smiling like a cheshire cat despite not being picked for the squad.' 'That's what's wrong with the modern game' - apparently.

Aye. I knew such a video was out there but I couldn't find it on YT. Never thought to check DM. Incredible acceleration and close control, man. Absolutely incredible.

Eh? How on earth was that remotely cuntish?