Ronaldo

Didn't he once tell Chopra he had a lovely tan?

Why's that young lad called Ameobi if he's Carl Cort's brother?

Messi plays centrally.

I got a terrific image of him asking God which player is which.

Family issues.

Bobby's age.

Christ, what a horrible piece.

Did we learn nowt from Duff and Owen? Two far better players (at their best) than Jermain f***ing Defoe, btw.

Another great avatar.

Brilliant for Clarkie.

Me neither, but it would have to be a very small fee.

They've come from behind 3 times, a win most certainly wouldn't be a fluke.

Just placed a bet on Bournemouth to win at 5/1 AFTER they scored.

Cole is far better than Shola and Lovenkrands, but not good to start for us. We can do better.

You don't think the players are good enough despite claiming we've only had 4 bad games in 22. What on earth are you going on about now? As i've already said, twice, Pardew's got the best out of his players. Blame the players for the bad games, praise Pardew for the good games. Now I get it. I never even mentioned the good ones. So you're actually saying Pardew got the best out of his players against, for example, Stoke and Villa? That would be up there with your "Pardew speaks the truth most times" nonsense. Is this you hobby, putting words in my mouth? Just give up, man. You're a confused and biased little boy who can't wait for Pardew to fail. We get it.

You don't think the players are good enough despite claiming we've only had 4 bad games in 22. What on earth are you going on about now? As i've already said, twice, Pardew's got the best out of his players. Blame the players for the bad games, praise Pardew for the good games. Now I get it. I never even mentioned the good ones.

Old ground, but I still can't believe Blackburn and Blackpool beat us at St James'. And Wigan were about 10 seconds from doing the same.

You don't think the players are good enough despite claiming we've only had 4 bad games in 22. What on earth are you going on about now? As i've already said, twice, Pardew's got the best out of his players.

And so we should be. No good buying overhyped players on the way down. We've done it too many times before.

Clearly not, that's primarily what I was responding to.

Blaming them for what? Pardew's got the best out of them, and you just don't want to admit it.

We always get beat at Anfield. Our terrific side under Bobby got hammered 3-0 there in 2002. How on earth draws at Ewood and Bloomfield Road can be bad results - especially considering the players at our disposal - is completely beyond me, like.

How many bad results have we actually got under Pardew? Can't think of many. Stoke, Fulham and Villa are the only ones that come to my mind. You could put Stevenage in too, of course 4 out of 22. Shoot him.

Nobody said that though.