Ronaldo

"You're in for it now, Tony."

Piss off.

Think you've dreamt that one up, like. Don't remember Sheva scoring.

Don't be ridiculous.

Allardyce make some terrible signings and some good ones. Faye, Enrique, Beye and Barton to be precise.

Must say, it always makes me laugh when folk say Keegan turned it around 07-08. Both Allardyce and Keegan struggled with a poor squad.

Not a hint of quality in that game. That Manset for Reading looks worse than any of our strikers by far, which is basically worthy of an award.

Reading looking for the long ball literally all the time. Their strikers aren't helping this tactic by completely neglecting to acknowledge the offside rule. Dreadful football.

Logic is a pretty decent excuse, like.

Yeah, he'll be heard.

Someone who can strike a football properly and provide a bit of cover for the defence will do me. As a squad player he's a million miles better than Taylor, Smith and Guthrie

Good that he isn't a winger then.

I wonder if there was a disabled golfer at that Sir Bobby charity golf day? Do you watch your friends?

Eh?

He certainly enjoyed his encounter in the petrol station with a geordie. The paralells are endless.

Drove past KK's place yesterday. I shall give him a knock next time.

Sounds like something Nixon would write, if he could write.

The absence of that wanker Gerrard helped.

Different types of player. I'd rather we went for better players, anyway. But Snodgrass would certainly be a good addition to the squad.

Great news today. This is easily his best run of form since signing.

Aye, it's definitely funny as f*** like. If something tickles you, why not post it? It's not being insensitive to the disease at all, if it's an involuntary reaction. Plus, it's that fucking cunt Redknapp.

This one is known by his nickname though,which is "Sugar".

His legs will fall off soon.

I thought it was between £1m and £1.5m.