Ronaldo

To do what?

The one that was at Leeds was absolute crap, apparently.

Perhaps he sees Gosling as a RB.

He's lovely.

How on earth is Dirk Kuyt detestable?

God bless Steven for helping Luque get his first goal with literally the worst piece of 'defending' i've ever seen.

Steven Caldwell.

Thank god for that. Hope your still saying that next season when Ameobi is getting a game.

That fucking idiot Moncur wanted him to replace Coloccini 18 months ago.

Very true. But that also implies keepers can be replaced with more ease. Keepers peak a lot later, too, of course. VDS wasn't particularly great 10 years ago - at 31. Look at him now.

I have a horrible, horrible feeling they're staying up. Still, it isn't so horrible when I picture the sad faces of Bowyer, Carr and Ferguson at WHL.

The difference between a good and great striker or CM probably impacts more on league postion that the same variable in goalkeeping. Just an opinion. I was a keeper for 10 years, btw, so i've nowt against the position.

£6m and Ryan Taylor, man. No wonder Whelan pisses himself on a regular basis.

Each to their own, but from what i've seen the lad can't strike, nor head, no control a ball with any real proficiency. Right now his reasons for being in the squad on a consistant basis amount to our own hideous lack of depth, his potential, and his athleticism. One with last a few years, the other two probably won't.

He'll improve, of that I have no doubt. But right now he's nowhere near PL standard, and this won't change he gets games in a lower league and returns when he's able to play with a bit of nous. He obviously has no clue how to use those terrific physical attributes in addition to his terrible technique.

He's not crap, he's a 19 year old who has played 1 full game in the Premiership. Yes, because he's crap. He has potential, fair enough. But right now - at 20, btw - he's a very poor footballer.

Ben Arfa, Perch, Campell and Gosling. 4 out of our last 6 signings linked at least a month before they actually signed.

Wilkins is good in his new role.

Ramage is their 2nd choice RB. Doesn't play CB anymore. He'll most likely be gone anyway.

Doubtful. Wasn't starting for QPR even before his injury. Warnock doesn't rate him at all.

My only problem with him is that he's crap.

They'd beat MK Dons, not so sure about Posh.

Someone to hoy on with 20 minutes left if they're 1-0 up.

Bobby made comments about Robert and Shearer while he was manager, in fairness. I remember one particular occasion when he laid into press for questioning his benching of Shearer; saying something about Henry and RVN being much younger and nobody batting an eyelid when they get benched.