Ronaldo

Wolves beat both of those teams this season. If only we had their sterling defence. We looked very poor defensively against both Liverpool and West Brom without him.

Best 1 vs West Ham Best 2 vs West Ham Ameobi vs Wolves Ameobi vs Wigan* I think. *Technically The second against WHU and one against Wigan should never be considered assists in a million years. What world do you live in where a driven cross across the box is not an assist? The world of crosses not connecting with the goalscorer perhaps?

Best 1 vs West Ham Best 2 vs West Ham Ameobi vs Wolves Ameobi vs Wigan* I think. *Technically The second against WHU and one against Wigan should never be considered assists in a million years.

Who are you talking about?

4 PL goals, actually. He most certainly doesn't have 4 assists, anyway.

Loven has 4 assists? Yeah, right.

Exactly, get a fucking life.

He did well enough. Didn't save anything I wouldn't have expected a PL keeper to, mind.

You've worded that wrongly, surely? He's our best CB.

I often manage to find affection for players who are consistently instrumental in us picking up points. Fickle, I know. what about those instrumental in us losing points....he's done enough of that hasn't he ? Not this season. Or last. I presume you're going back to that despicable, horrific, career-ending tackle on Alonso. You said it wasn't even a free kick, if my memory serves me right. It certainly wasn't a red.

Tennis is another one.

Shalke clearly didn't buy him a playmaker either, selfish cunts.

I often manage to find affection for players who are consistently instrumental in us picking up points. Fickle, I know. what about those instrumental in us losing points....he's done enough of that hasn't he ? Not this season. Or last. I presume you're going back to that despicable, horrific, career-ending tackle on Alonso.

I often manage to find affection for players who are consistently instrumental in us picking up points. Fickle, I know.

He also needs pace in order to do that. If this ball-playing CM can double as a time machine, fair enough.

Madras and his favourites.

How many 19 year olds play Premiership football? The answer is not many on a regular basis. Because football demands a high level of positional intelligence, and not too many 19 or 20 year olds have that. There are sports which require far more stamina than football in which athletes at that age thrive.

'Through balls.' You talk about him as if he's Higuain, man. He wouldn't know what to do with a through ball. He probably thinks it's something you do to a lassie after a night oot on the p*ss in Glasgee.

Most males are still growing at 19 and still have to build up stamina. That's why sportsmen don't usually peak at 19. A 19-year-old professional footballer should have plenty of stamina, man.

You're like a sillier version of Alan Shearer. Not to mention the fact that Bent scored a perfectly legitemate goal.

You'd think he'd been sent off in the first minute. The fact a interview has been translated this week shouldn't change the fact he's allowed to have an off day. But it has, clearly.

So that means he can't be criticised? Of course he's been one of our best players, but he was bloody atrocious today. People are just saying it like it is. Calling him a c*** and saying he let us down? Give over, man. You've got more between your ears that that. Aye, that's well out of order that. And he isn't?

Another mistake by Pardew, basically. This is unfortuantely what happens with managerial changes - over-hyped shite like Taylor get an extension on borrowed time, and failed experiments get retried . We've just got to hope he learns this lesson. I'm sure he will.

who is hanging him out to dry? he's set himself up for a fall. How? by making stupid comments in the press. If those comments had been released before the Wolves game, you wouldn't be coming out with all this guff. Hush. but they weren't, and that is what is important. had they came out then and he put in a big performance, then he'd get away with the comments. the extra pressure and scrutiny from not only fans and press but other players only comes into effect once they're made public. pretty simple stuff to understand for most people. You complete tool. always know when you're stumped when you don't even bother posting a proper reply. The fact you've just admitted to having a go at the lad because of journalistic timing says it all, man. Complete joker.