Ronaldo

Are you on a mission to increase your post count today? Grow up, you complete fairy.

Complete fix. He hasn't even been the best player at Spurs, or at LW/LB.

I'll ask her tonight.

The girlfriend's mam served Sam Allardyce in Boots near the Reeebok Stadium earlier today. Didn't ask what he bought.

What a season Leighton Baines has had, man. Best LB in the league for this campaign.

They have 35 points though. A draw and a win will most likely keep them safe.

Want Blackpool to survive for the sake of self-preservation.

Dresden only supports Madrid because Michael Owen used to play for them.

Tedious? How about folk who watch virtually no Spanish football then suddenly become experts after watching El Clasico.

If Nolan can play 'CM' in a 4-4-2, Ireland most certainly can.

He's not a centre midfielder tbh. The discussion was whether or not he can provide cover in multiple positions. Would you play him out wide? In defence? Depends, would you use a fork to eat soup and slice bread? He could play central midfield in a 5 man midfield but if we buy him I'd hope we'd be smart enough to deploy him further upfield as a playmaker like his days at City with Robinho. He got 9 goals in his best season for City playing that role so there's potential. I dont really think he's much of a playmaker. At his best, he's a simialr player to Rob Lee, an attacking central midfielder with an eye for goal. He's not got any real tricks up his sleeve though to be labelled a playmaker. Yep.

A grandfather called Mascherano Tiote. How nice.

Wullie also loves throwing this one up for some unknown reason. Any footballer can have a bad game.

The guy is a c***..... his "handshake" with Mark Hughes explains it all. Yes, Hughes is a c***.

Mancini is the only remotely likeable thing about City, but i'm very glad they've won this.

Dirty cunt.

O'Shea must be the slowest professional athlete since Neville Southall.

I'm amazed you were conned by it all, man. First you had Sky sources saying he was on the way to Liverpool, then 20 minutes later we'd rejected a bid. It was obvious the whole thing had become PR damage limitation long before Carroll's 'request' was announced.

Like he isn't a cunt, man.

I'll remember that Kelly goal forever, and that was 18 years back.

There's the word again.

He does just about everything a little bit better than CR.

Give over, the pair of you. He's living the high life whilst cutting corners and you think he needs an arm around him. He needs a slap.