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Love the NTL strips, but that's possibly because of that magnificent season in which they were used.

Plyometrics already, man. That's really encouraging.

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That should be the team, although I get the feeling Pardew fancies Raylor despite the fact he's a f***ing holocaust of a Premier League footballer.

Why do you say stuff like this? You seem to be intelligent enough at times and then ruin it by needlessly belittling others and their opinions seemingly for your own sense of pride and place. Howay man ffs. Why rise to it? Everyone knows what an argumentative mug he is. I'm not rising to it, I'm disappointed. I want to like him, he clearly has a passion for the game and is opinionated but its just infuriating when you're reading threads and there is discussion going on and you read a petty little comment seemingly written by some angry kid. Which is probably what he is. There are certain members on here, who are here to belittle people behind the safety of a computer screen. Such people's 'intelligence' is irrelevant (or lacking an outlet in real life) when all they are trying to do is make other people look like 'retards' or 'idiots' for having an opinion that differs from their own/the norm. Give over. Cronky knows I was having a laugh.

Don't take everything too literally, stupid. His play will improve. You're f***ing incapable of substantiate your views. Instead of constantly labeling peoples opinions for rubbish, you could for once try to give the grounds for why you disagree... I could easily 'substanciate' my views. Lovenkrands has made a career of being an average second-tier forward, and is now past that glittering peak at 31. To expect 'another dimension' from him simply because one of our top players will likely be played out of position is absurd, frankly. Course, given that you're coming out with this stuff on a regular basis, you should know it already. I can't always feed your ignorance.

He isn't.

As if any sane person would ever choose to live in England over Belgium. You visit Belgium often, clearly.

Getting the fuck out of Belgium perhaps?

How? The good players who've been great surely deserve to be mentioned first. Simpson's been average.

Yep. The 'group of lads' is at a pivotal point at the moment, with the Nolan, Barton and Enrique situations. Our team spirit could very easily collapse with the loss of one or two of those. We need to reward this squad for what it has achieved and use it ad a springboard for the future. Ian he was sarcastic on the matter.... No he wasn't.

Jesus wasn't brown.

Another dimension. Give over with this rubbish, man.

Don't you just love it when folk barely intelligent enough to scan a tin of beans suddenly become psychologists?

This interview was conducted weeks ago, it should be noted. The fact it's being reported in segments is misleading folk.

Smith, Lovenkrands, Perch, Raylor - none of them belong anywhere near this level.

Sign him up for another 4 years. It'll settle the squad and hopefully encourage others to follow.

He's basically Danny Simpson - if Danny Simpson could attack.

Barton is a greyhound compared to that waste of space.

£50m for that, man. What an absolute joke.

This is based on one game, btw. Play an emerging, talented and in need of experience youngster like Ranger, or a pretty talentless has-been like Lovenkrands. Tough choice.

I see.

He's got a lovely attribute or two, no doubt. I don't think he's got a good all round game, though.

Was there some reason he might not be, out of interest?