Ronaldo

That's at least the third time he's (at least indirectly) answered questions on Total Sport.

Neymar is going to be a god.

Lampard will have a great season next time round and will be starting instead of Gerrard at the EC.

The worst performance has to be either Butt vs Sheff Wed (he got MOTD ) or Smith vs Stevenage.

Viana was a brilliant footballer who was played out of position because he didn't quite physically suit the English game. Anyone putting him in one of these Xls wants shooting with s****. Viana also scored vital, vital goals against Brum and Feyenoord in 02-03.

Hislop? The 2 keepers who've started for us this season are far worse than Shaka.

Ireland look crud without Leon Best.

There goes that idea.

Which tournaments would these be?

You never give up, do you?

Did the medical team also expect Taylor and Guthrie to suddenly become as good or better than Routledge, too?

Lampard's best ever season ended less than a year ago. He's been injured for most of this campaign.

Have £1.20 on the above. Returns £202.

The 'brutish and uncreative' Frank Lampard has more assists than anyone in the history of the PL bar Ryan Giggs, btw.

What an absolute load of s****.

That makes sense . Colo is not tough enough to play as a DM. Colo has two weaknesses: He sometimes forgets to mark his man, and he rarely tackles. He tries to win or protect the ball in the most righteous way: by standing on his feet. But that has periodically resulted in him being outmuscled leading us vulnerable for counterattacks. Sometimes you have to get dirty and tackle the ball in order to avoid such situations. And as a DM you're often attacked from both sides, while one as a defender more often than not have your back clear. Consequently, DM is probably the most physically demanding position on the pitch. That doesn't not suit Colo. Periodically? Have a word, man. It's happened once this season - 30 PL games old, btw.

That FA Cup Weekend 2 weeks back was incredibly poor. Thank Christ for La Liga, or i'd have been forced to take the lass bowling.

Sometimes.

I thought he was absolutely terrible against City. Chelsea improved massively with Drogba on the pitch instead of him.

What an ridiculously moronic comparison. Complete and utter tool.

f***ing hell.

Since when are you a fan of Newcastle United?

You've got to be joking. Boumsong was absolutely atrocious in the air.