Ronaldo

Villa has been very poor lately.

Yeah, because and Tiote and Ben Arfa equated to one too many.

Campbell is like a stronger version of Taylor these days, both are an absolute liability with players running at them, but a team like Stoke shouldn't really cause Sol too many problems.

Never bet against Gijon, man.

He's on strike.

Unless we have Ameobi marking one of their goal threats.

You embarrassed the country, mate.

Holding his position? He doesn't, ever.

It's a real shame that Harper didn't get the nod from Bobby, because he was the better keeper out of him and Given when he first emerged into the first Xl. He's past his best now, but he's still the best we have and one of the better keepers in the PL. Very happy to see him pass the torch to Forster in a year or so.

I don't think a typical poacher would suit that team. I do wish people would stop going on about Given going to Arsenal. City won't sell him to a rival, and he isn't a top keeper anymore, anyway.

Gameiro.

I did watch it. They were passing the ball around in their own half for most of the final 10. It's pathetic, and one of the reasons they've failed to get the winner in key games away from home - the players are used to spending two thirds of every game sitting back.

It was still a Williamson mistake.

Mourinho shuts up shop at 2-0 at home to 18th place. Spineless little bastard.

It's easy to say Nolan hasn't been the same without Carroll, but the stats absolutely ram it down your throat.

Draw.

Benzema! 1-0.

Not even a booking, yet another coward in black.

Get him off the pitch, man. Bloody hell.

It's true, like. You just don't see PL defenders carrying that amount of bulk, it belongs in the Championship.

Bit daft to call Wolves a yo-yo club. They've been promoted twice and relegated once, like us.

Arsenal.

The game hasn't even kicked off, man.

I still can't believe the Bramble - Williamson comparison. They're about as different as defenders get.