Ronaldo

Whoever said that should be put down.

How can anyone hate Shaka Hislop?

The only thing i'd applaud right now is the prolonged torture and murder of Mike Ashley.

I think you need a strong dose of f***ing reality.

What?

Considering Nolan relies on the likes of Tiote and Coloccini to perform well, I have every faith they won't be an aversion to foreigners demonstrated in the teamsheet.

Can anyone explain why there was a shot on SSN of Ashley and Llambias walking into a hospital?

Fair play.

No fan of Pardew but that's bollocks. Not even their worst manager of the past 10 years. I can't think of anyone worse, personally. roeder No chance.

No fan of Pardew but that's bollocks. Not even their worst manager of the past 10 years. I can't think of anyone worse, personally.

http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hook-robin-williams.jpg

Aye, profit.

Got 1/4 yesterday for the bulk of it and 4/5 on tuesday.

How much did you win mate? £1012.78

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

None of his last 4 or 5 performances said it, to be fair.

Ashley transcends cluelessness, though. He obviously derives a sadistic pleasure from gambling with the emotional investment of 52,000 people. Probably as a direct result of being a unrelatable recluse for most of his adult life.

We're gonna win.

This will be one of the players, very soon, courtesy of Pardew's wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PcREoQ5bY

I think he's arguably the worst Englishman of all time. Easily up there with Sutcliffe, Brady and the Elephant Man.

I 'reserved' my season tickets for the Liverpool game, typically. I have a decision to make, because i'm considering boycotting completely.

David Craig always looks so meek. His wife must beat him up every day or something.

It was about £1250. Still pocket change to Ronny. Wish I had the balls to put that much money on a bet. Fair play to Ronald. I didn't put £4K on and i've no idea where the figure has come from. It's around half that. Are you not tempted just to lay it on betfair? Why?

Alongside Owen, yes.