Ronaldo

Erm, yes. Which is exactly why it would be interesting.

He has played in pretty much every game tbf. Would like to add Boa Morte to the list. Also, from what I've seen of that Beausejour, he's seemed pretty s*** (not sure if he's improved in recent weeks). He has 6 starts and has been injured for the last month. Listen up folks, 5 goals in 6 starts is rubbish according to Shola Ameobi's no.1 fan.

scored twice v sunderland but had a poor game all the same. Bollocks did he. don't let the goals cloud your view of his overall game. I'm not. Shola has been awful this season, but he was definitely not vs Sunderland. I watched the match yesterday on Sky Player actually. Have to disagree from what i remember. he scored a pen...and he scored an albeit fantastic follow up shot but that really was all he did all game. Well two people including myself have just mentioned another 2 goals in which he was involved. Next time we'll use bold type.

I despise Shola as a player, but he was instrumental in the 2nd goal, too.

Take away Carroll and Harewood has more league goals than all of our strikers combined. That includes the useless pile of s**** who wears no.23, btw.

Alan Smith and Perch are the obvious ones at us. Guthrie and Lovenkrands haven't really played enough games. Shola has had 3 decent games or he'd be there.

Especially a quoteless piece on the that bullshit website.

It'd be easier if nobody took any notice of nonsense in the future.

He needs an English tutor. Is Neesy available?

Next up from the above dickhead: A list of posters who thought Hughton wouldn't get sacked in december. Grow up.

To stop Barton you'll have to concede no corners or free-kicks and keep him completely off the ball.

Steve Kean will manage them till the end of the season. That's them into the relegation mix.

Sunderland are excellent at nullifying teams at home. The good thing about the way we score goals, is that it can't really be nullified easily. But I expect them to dominate in midfield and us to perhaps snatch a draw.

He was about a year back, forgotten the name of the pub. He used to be a right laugh at the training sessions, like. I remember him spontaneously bursting into song a few times.

It was probably locked.

Don't forget 'leader.'

After what I heard on SSN a couple of hours ago, i'd say it's very unlikely we'll sign anyone.

Stop talking about them then.

Exactly the same as he was at us, dogshite.

Delusional Your mother is delusional. This forum suffers the consequences every single day. He's been very unlucky at Inter. Still a top manager who'll prove it down the line.

No. He came into pre-season training in 95 grotesquely overweight. Plus, we'd just bought Hislop and Harper was starting to show good potential in the reserves. He left in early 96. Good bloke, Hooper.

I was just thinking who the last keeper we had that could kick consistently well was. Shocking that we have to go that far back tbh, cant think any any since. Was at a game at Everton when he was in the team, think we won 2-0 that day, Hooper hit the Everton crossbar from a goal kick! Could've sworn that was at Villa Park from a kick from his hands. Tipped over after a bounce, as you say Ronaldo. Ah, not sure - it's not very Google-friendly. Twas Everton, 100%.

Didn't realise he still lives in England. Shame we couldn't take him.

Needs to start ahead of Shola.