Ronaldo

We know.

I very rarely use one-word answers, terrible impression.

Name another.

He's a bigger idiot for wanting Tiote to shoot in the first place. I'd rather Tim Krul took a punt.

We're the only side doing it consistently, to be fair.

Said this right after the Sunderland game.

I don't really see a pattern there.

He's the opposite to Guthrie in terms of attributes, based on what i've seen. Doesn't have great technique but covers loads of ground.

You didn't exactly run away with Serie A last season, either. You know fine well you'll climb the table and finish in the top 2 without doubt, think yourself lucky.

This is the second time I've seen you compare him to Beardsley. Please can you explain why you think this is the case? Because he's completely mental, man. Apparently a deflected goal equates to destroying a team.

They deserved about 5-0. It's been said before that they're all about the spine of their team; Lampard, Terry, Drogba and to a lesser extent, Essien. But we've seen just how true that is in recent weeks. Drogba is nowhere near form/fitness. I'd honestly fancy our chances against them if the same personnel turns up at SJP.

I hope you feel it more often. Especially soon, in Europe.

Some of us can admit when we're wrong. Others perpetuate their petty little long-standing grudges against players to the point they start imagining/fabricating mistakes.

That's a pretty good stat since he has 15 assist last season so. 5 goals (open play more or less if you're stat is accurate) and 15 assist is pretty good for a playmaker especially when he is maybe the 3rd or 4th scorer in the team. So we can establish he's a 'pretty good' player these days? He still has that touch of class, but this isn't his type of game.

Minus penalties he has about 10 league goals for Milan - in over 2 years. He's completely finished.

Because Ronaldinho doesn't deserve to be on the field?

Should be renamed the 'Point-Scoring Thread' tbh. All i've said is that the lad should be out on loan, not getting sporadic minutes at a level he's completely unsuited to. The arrogance is coming from elsewhere.

Funny how you never said anything about Carroll like this at the time, you just ranted about how s*** he was, just like you do with Ranger. Well that's made-up nonsense, for a start. I've never once ranted about Ranger. I've been saying he's got talent, but shouldn't be here. It's common sense.

Carroll at least attacked balls in the penalty area from the off, even at 18. Ranger doesn't, and when he does they end up in row z. He doesn't look like a striker and the club are to blame for this.

I suppose you were saying the exact same when we beat Chelsea because of a goal from the same player, and got into Europe because of it.

All people are saying is that he's better than Lovenkrands but still out of his depth at this level. It's not harsh, it's the truth. The lad was very unconvincing to say the least in The Championship. It's laughable that he's getting minutes at this level.

There's no reason we can't take something off Chelsea if they're without Terry and Lampard. Factor in Drogba's malaria and that's the entire spine of their team gone, basically.

Great episode. Even features Partridge's best facial expression ever - so i'll let you off.

We could draw 0-0 again.

I think he'd improve us a lot. Then again, so would Marlon fecking Harewood. Our options are that bad after AC.