Ronaldo

There's another 15,000 posts to quote if it keeps you interested, like.

I've learnt to really appreciate Lovejoy, especially for his daft rumours.

He was abysmal.

Accrington Stanley.

Yeah, a single performance in the League Cup will force a re-appraisal of my opinion.

Makelele would have been better.

Lovenkrands on the LW against Arsenal would be as bad as putting Routledge in goal against Barcelona.

Perch against Walcott?

Huntington should never have been near the side, especially out of position. 4 years later he's playing the fool every week in League One.

It's the right view. Signing players like Beckham is the main reason for the decline we've experienced in the last half-decade.

I'd rather light you on fire and do time than see that overhyped wanker in b&w.

As with Perch, Ramage can do a decent job in the Championship, shame the gap is absolutely huge. The Huntington fiasco should serve as a reminder to a fair few on here (one beachball-sharp poster springs to mind) who seemingly want untested youngsters to be thrown in at the deep end, even if it means playing them out of position. And in absolutely crucial games, too.

Second favourite? That's odd.

That 4 basically consists of a mid-table prem striker at best, a good Championship striker, an average Championship striker, and a very, very raw talent who looks more like a winger.

Yes he fucking did. In his last 12 games he had a fair few good chances - and took none of them. Little cunt.

So that's Best and Xisco going out on loan? Leaves us with absolutely nowt as backup for Carroll and Shola.

Fair enough. In fairness, Boro won it. That's probably what puts folk off.

I'd say being fully aware of the need to put points first makes us anything but delusional.

Deary me.

And that wonderful finish against Sunderland a week later.

Suprised we've never incorporated Shola's name into that tune.

I R O N Y

Good point. Surely the best CB in the world this year? Don't let Ronaldo see that. Puyol for me, but Lucio runs him pretty close, as does Colo.

Bramble's better than Williamson and Campbell, as much as some wouldn't like to admit he's a good defender even if you offered them money. Barton's probably better than Henderson, too. Henderson's all about potential. And Malbranque absolutely has to be in there.

You're embarrassing. Stop it.