Ronaldo

Sounds like he's off to me.

Lua Lua is very sexy.

Darke is primarily a boxing commentator, probably got him mixed up with Danny Williams.

Ranger has been our best player, but farming him out on the wing is a disgrace. He should be up front in a 4-3-3 or 4-4-2. We know what Lovenkrands and Shola will do up front, they're both around 30 and completely s****.

Why are our youngsters so shit?

Exactly, he's had over 6 years in the first team and the only thing he'd be remembered for if he was sold tomorrow is being that local lad who had potential. He's not even worth £30k. Id remember the commitment he showed during our relegation season. If some of his highly paid colleagues had shown an ounce of his drive and determination wed have stayed up. Taylor was absolutely abysmal in the first half of our relegation season.

Bad form if that's true like. There's every chance he was told he would be sold if he didn't lower his demands.

If we were at SJP, the voting would be somewhat different. People with an oune of intelligence see straight through the likes of Steven Taylor. Madras (who ironically, isn't the sharpest) hit the nail on the head about Smith turning 70-30s into 50-50s, Taylor is even worse for it.

Exactly, he's had over 6 years in the first team and the only thing he'd be remembered for if he was sold tomorrow is being that local lad who had potential. He's not even worth £30k.

Tell him to fuck off.

Rodallega is becoming horifically overrated. But yes, he is wasting his life at that shitehole of a club.

Classless wanker.

Shearer and Woodgate also hit terrible penalties.

Twas 03.

Understatement.

Smith.

Yeah, that'll be an all-out war.

Smith will only play in the defensive midfield role. Barton should only play as a playmaker as his tackling is atrocious. I can't see how one can play instead of the other, it'll be Barton and Tiote with Smith as a stand in. bartons tackling can be attrocious but he reads the game better than smith so intercepts rather than tackles. smith often turns 70-30 (in his favour) into thundering 50-50's that end up as 50-50's 10 yds further away. Yep. Steven Taylor is also bad for doing that, but he's a defender, so he has an excuse.

If Hughton plays Smith ahead of Barton he should be sacked.

No he won't.

Complete myth. Yep. Dogshite.

No.

Perhaps he wants SWP to play behind the striker(s).