Ronaldo

Good defenders will eat Lovenkrands for breakfast. We cannot afford players who can't really assert themselves.

His move is on hold?

You were young, he was fucking terrible.

He's only just below Anichebe's knee there. Both terrible challenges. Only because he almost has his knee on the ground. Didn't Everton score while Bernard was on the floor? yes. Technically, no. But they did win a penalty through Rooney. Moyes shouted for him to put the ball out of play seconds earlier.

Clearly.

No.

This Isaac knows his stuff.

when did he come here ? the pompey faye seemed decent, the toon faye was abysmal. Jan 2005.

Me too. Alan Smith is worse.

Never though i'd say it, but a 2005 Amdy Faye would be an improvement. God almighty.

So they're both in Jesmond?

Do you mean Lonsdale gloves? Not really my cup of tea but they fit well and most pros absolutely love em. Have you been trying on the £6 models in SD?

No.

Surely this means Smith is on his way?

What's Hodgson playing at? I knew the lad seems a tad aloof and doesn't speak English but fucking hell, his talent is there for all to see.

Returns £432.

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We're in the Premier League now. Lovenkrands would be next to useless on sunday.

We're getting nowt from Wolves.

Carlo Cudicini is too handsome to be a bad person.

Are we going to sign some players and survive, Chris? It would be nice to know, ya cunt.

That's that, then. We're signing Samaras.

That's the extreme, to be fair.