Ronaldo

If that's genuinely all that's required, and we don't play ball then Ashley deserves relegation. It's just s*** that we'll go down with him, and he wouldn't learn from it.

Yes and no imo. We look a bit more settled in defence, we look to have a decent pair of wingers this time around, and Carroll may be able to get 10+ goals this year if we're lucky. However, Harper looks too easy to beat, we have a clear problem with the right back slot, our midfielders are all very slow, lacking in creativity, and none of them are good at protecting the back defense, and aside from Carroll, we're probably going to be hopeless in attack. Furthermore, if we get a couple of injuries to the likes of Jonas/Enrique/Carroll, we're probably f***ed. It's a complete crapshot anyway. The team that got relegated was significantly better than the s*** Roeder had to work with for the majority of 2006/2007. No chance.

Eh?

Bollocks. Find me these accounts of him wanting to go to Newcastle. As soon as a premier league club came in we didn't stand a chance, just as we didn't stand a chance with Ben Afra if some club came in who were better than us, or a club like Bremen who have money to bun after likely selling an even better player. Nonsense.

I think 'benarfaNUFC' might be a bit of a harsh reminder of what could have been if he sticks around like. I wouldn't worry, we'll have 'jasonkoumasnufc' before long.

We could keep him in the Jesmond Dene Hotel, he'll never escape.

We're likely to get relegated because we're complete and utter dogshite. We'd have been somewhat less so with genuinely creativity and pace through the middle.

None of it makes any sense whatsoever, Tom. Judging or no Judging at least I am the only one here who thinks the future is bright. That's because you're insane, mate. Nowt to be proud of.

None of it makes any sense whatsoever, Tom.

It would be better for everyone if you just stopped making posts. Yes.

It's clapable because they're both utterly clueless.

This whole saga once again highlights the need for a DOF with even a modicum of footballing knowledge. Somehow we'd have been able to do a deal with this lot, even if it meant offering one of our overvalued donkeys, like Jonas. Anyway, for the umpteenth consecutive time, we have 2 weeks left to save our season.

Yeah, which is why he managed an avalanche of assists in the Championship.

I LOVE YOUNG BOYS!

He's demonstrated that same poor judgement in just about every game i've seen him play. Not his fault he's inexperienced, of course. He's going to be a hell of a keeper, just not for a while.

Yeah, because that worked so well. Krul isn't ready, that much is blatantly obvioius.

I do hope Bellamy and Cardiff crash and burn.

God almighty.

No. Pace doesn't make a defender. If physical attributes were more important than brains, Bramble would be one of the best defenders in the world.

That's the second time i've read that. And the second time you've posted it.

Those 3 have very limited options on the ball, in fairness. The likes of Smith and Nolan are either too deep or don't want the ball in tight areas and hide behind the opposition.

Aye, the naughty boys club that consists of 3 players who haven't caused an ounce of trouble since they joined. And 2 of whom were our best players by far last season.

Lovenkrands in a wide position, honestly.

I'll post the big bets on friday night, mate. Here's one i chucked on tonight with some credit i had remaining after withdrawing my winnings, ignore the last 2 lines: http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/563/mofo.jpg