Ronaldo

Mugs. he is so s***.. even for Blackpool Have you seen our strikers? He's better than 4 of them. Nail on head yet again, Skirge.

I'd happily punch that guy if I wasn't convinced he wears glasses.

So would Robbie Savage and Steven Reid, in fairness.

That was actually the season before. You're right, though, he was absolutely brilliant that day. I remember him scoring right on half time.

Robert was very unselfish for that goal. But, no. Speed was a better player, had an awful lot more about him.

Acuna would be our best midfielder by a mile if he was here today (at 25).

Let's hope so.

In fairness, Maradona at Napoli came to mind when i wondered why on earth he'd wanna join us so badly. Maybe he wants to be a gigantic fish in a medium-sized pond. If we actually get him and he can play to his potential, wow, forget it.

If I were you lot i'd get down to that hotel and start singing the lad a few songs.

What on earth is going on? Last I knew, he was staying in Marseille and missing training.

Watch him change his mind when Man U absolutely dick all over us on Monday.

I love this guy.

Interesting observation after no games. 46 last season tell you everything you need to know.

The sort of player we want at out club? Give over, man. Our club is heading for relegation.

Kept him out for a long time. Cant remember him playing last season. It didnt happen last week though, I think your getting a bit confused. It did.

Yeah, like that happened last week.

He's young, likes to party, Newcastle is the 2nd biggest party capital in Europe behind Amsterdam, You couldn't have been very far.

I'll change it back when we get our first win.

Yes.

I liked the picture, i'm gonna have it as my avatar if we sign Ben Arfa.

Are you taking the piss?

No.

It wasn't just playing him on the wing, it was very clear that Souness had it in for him. That substitution at Charlton still makes me angry.