Ronaldo

Are you kidding me?

That figure is massively misleading. Plus, Ferguson says he has £80m to spend whenever he wants.

It's time to stop mentioning him, the fact he wasn't even considered for the League one team of the season speaks volumes. He isn't premier league standard and never will be.

Well that's what i'm basing my 1 on. I think we will. If we didn't sign anyone we'd drop faster than a lead balloon.

24.

Feels like the party is over. The statement is written with such contemptuous undertones it's actually palpable.

The only really bad spell for Lampard occured under the clueless McClaren. Although I do concede he was poor during WC 06.

All Gerrard has on Lampard is athleticism. Lampard is by a mile the better footballer.

Who is better?

Still can't believe he could sit at that Ipswich game in a full stadium and not realise what he potentially had on his hands if he invested some proper money over and above covering the running costs. Maybe calling him a rapist wasn't such a good idea.

If Xavi took 10 league penalties this year, his stats would look a lot better tbh. That would take him up to 13, Lampard has 22 in the league.

Only Xavi is better as a CM, i'd give my right nut for a player like Lampard.

Yep.

No financial support by the sounds of it.

Transfer kitty is nil then? Relegated if true.

Senderos, Petrov.

I'm not Carroll's biggest fan but he should easily be ahead of Nolan, Jonas and probably Lovenkrands.

can't wait from ambromovich to f*** off, it'll be leed's all over again Bless you, you really are daft.

Like he did against Stoke when he created 3?

Have it.

Zurab Khizanishvili at the Esso petrol station in Worsley a few hours back.

Come on Chelsea! I'm in Manchester right now and will drive over the ground to have a laugh and take a piss at 6PM.

Cheap, experienced cover. I'd take him if he cost next to nowt. We're potentially going into a season with Taylor, Coloccini and Williamson as our only seasoned centre-backs. I like Kadar but it would be nice to have him as a 'last resort' option, or even get him out on loan in the Championship. Someone like O'Brien would be a tidy sort of signing, but i'd rather we hung on for Fitz. I would rather play Kadar as I think he's better right now than O'Brien. As for him being cheap, if a player who isn't good enough for Bolton is the sort of signing we are looking at we might as well give up right now. It will be another Leon Best signing all over again. Kadar is miles better than O'Brien ever has been or will be. Based on what? What a ridiculous statement.

Pretend it was your sister that he mauled like a Rottweiler.

What on earth do Lyon have to do with winning Spanish titles? Two games proves absolutely nowt, especially when their midfield was more or less bossed in both.