Ronaldo

I just hope to God we'll never have to discuss either of them ever again after this summer.

Not to mention the fact that Kaka likes him.

Carr's got a contract lasting another few years, man. That's hopefully the only reason the utter waste of space is still here.

I do like Mick.

We're this close to starting Sammy Ameobi at LW, I'd snap your hand off for Wayne Routledge. Goes without saying. He'd still piss all over the Championship, as he did last time.

Unfortunately the rest of his game's about as entertaining as being kicked in the bollocks by a bloke in construction boots.

Return of Rob. Fucking awesome.

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There are valid reasons for being cold or lukewarm on a potential Townsend return but what does on the pitch certainly isn't one of them. His performances here were the best I've seen from a winger in over a decade, Hatem excluded.

I am glad we've retained Graham Carr.

He's a fucking tosser Graeme Bailey. Imagine if that pecking order was true, though. A Champions League winner beneath the cunt who was sacked from Maidstone United for being shit.

Looked good in League One. He didn't, btw.

It's basically a snapshot of exactly what Rafa will have had in mind when he signed him.

Except it's from our media partners who've been consistently right about this sort of thing.

Getting Shelvey back but losing Hayden therefore Colback continues We've struggled most against teams at the wrong end of the table. My glass is still half empty at the moment, still at a 7, if we can string a few wins together amongst all these injuries then I may move up the scale, but sounds like today's win was a major struggle, we need to get moving in the transfer market, not sure why we are dragging our feet. Colback's looked fine next to Shelvey. It's when it's Colback and Hayden it becomes an issue. He's had a couple of OK games, that's the extent of it. Our results are just better with Shelvey in the side therefore he sometimes escapes the criticism for his awful performances.

You'd think Wolves had been promoted today, like. Fuck is this shit all about?

Aye.. ridiculous for people wanting him to return. I've no idea why he's so highly rated with some of our fan base other than 'he's a geordie' Didn't you want us to play Sammy Ameobi today?

Not sure what the hell he was doing for the goal but he's done well with that save in injury time. Don't have a problem with him as backup to Krul next season.

Thank fuck it's not serious. We'll struggle without him and not just because of goals either. He leads the line extremely effectively.

We look pretty tragic defensively, mind.

So Big Sam will get relegated. Alternatively, get a life.

Aye. Why would we want Palace to lose?

Last week.

Will you give it a fucking rest about Sammy, man.